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    Quote Originally Posted by Pax View Post
    it's really about alby and helping him get laid. so lets focus on that.
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    Hey those yellow shorts paired with that teal polo have gotten me compliments from strangers. Still waiting for a woman to comment on them but gay dudes love it.

    Seriously though, teal and yellow go together very well.


    And KH is too good for Brooks Brothers. What in the ****?
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    Still waiting for a woman to comment on them but gay dudes love it.
    Least surprising post ever.
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    Damn, BK made sense. It must be 2012 right ?
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    a) chick is sort of on the fat side.
    b)
    Still waiting for a woman to comment on them but gay dudes love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Az View Post
    a) chick is sort of on the fat side.
    More like fat back side

    Last edited by Al B. Sure!; July 10, 2012 at 06:34.
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    I'd **** her, as well as the chick in your photo. it's not black and white, mang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Az View Post
    I'd **** her, as well as the chick in your photo. it's not black and white, mang.
    I DanSed you.
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    She called me ugly and a weirdo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    Umm... How so?

    She approached me when I was working at the bank. Asked for my number. We went on a date. I won't tell you about the rest. I posted about her on Apolyton back then.

    She's not out of my league. Out of my league women don't ask me out! Do women out of your league ask you out?

    I'm 6'2" and in shape with a Mediterranean complexion. Women be mirin' all the time.
    I remember her didn't she have another boyfriend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    She called me ugly and a weirdo
    At least she responded.

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    And you felt the need to share that why ?
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    Be somebody else.



    Or some thing else.


    She called me ugly and a weirdo

    If only you'd cruise the school for the blind.
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    Blind people are perfectly capable of determining whether someone is a weirdo or not.

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    True, but at least he might get away with the yellow shorts thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
    At least she responded.


    It's a start!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    She called me ugly and a weirdo
    Classy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by molly bloom View Post
    Be somebody else.
    This.

    Usually, "be yourself" is good advice. For you... not so much. You need to learn how to be better, especially where women are concerned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    She called me ugly and a weirdo
    You aren't ugly dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
    Blind people are perfectly capable of determining whether someone is a weirdo or not.
    How awful for you too.
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    Al, take a cue from Disney and learn through song:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OncKtzZ2Nc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guynemer View Post
    This.

    Usually, "be yourself" is good advice. For you... not so much. You need to learn how to be better, especially where women are concerned.
    No, no - be yourself! I don't want to see this rich vein of humour dry up...
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    We should give him an ear piece and a microphone like a news anchor and walk him through it. He'd probably still **** it up.
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    The only way is to eat her.
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