In the dish rack.

Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.

In the dish rack.

"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.

A lot of people don't have dishwashers. Let's not act like all Americans have them. More like half.
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

Who was acting like all Americans have dishwashers?![]()

"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

How the **** can someone make over 75k and not have a dishwasher? One in six don't have a basic kitchen appliance?
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.

Well, if it was a choice between a dishwasher or an AR, I guess you made the right decision.
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.

With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
I've never understood how God could expect his creatures to pick the one true religion by faith — it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe.

"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds

"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
Even Swedish and Belgians say that that is no longer true (although was true for many years).
I can't remember if I have heard an Italian say it yet.
JM
Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

They still won't admit our beer is better than their beer even though their own judges give American breweries more medals and 1st place finishes than European beers even in European beer festivals. Like the French becoming outraged when the best French restaurants in the world were found to be in New York and California... They're upset with reality and so sink into denial.![]()
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

I am just trolling.I've had the best tea I've ever had in a chinese tea place in san francisco.
I really like some of the American beers I've had and am a strong advocate. however whilst you do win medals, and quite rightly so, this statement "their own judges give American breweries more medals and 1st place finishes than European beers even in European beer festivals" is not strictly accurate. You do win some.
The British beer festivals I've been to mostly don't even award medals to non-British beers. Or they have a special niche award only for foreign beers.
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds

Since water for mate should be 80º, not 100º, we've got electric kettles with adjustable cutoff temperatures.
Indifference is Bliss

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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

I have never heard of a draining closet. Probably, if you have enough room/money for a draining closet, you just have a dishwasher.
Electric kettles are good. I have one. But I would rather have a Zojirushi for the proper tea temperature. A plain old kettle on the range works well enough, so I don't think that Americans are missing much.
Agree with MikeH on water in the microwave.
I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

I think anyone who wants decent tea agrees that boiling water in microwaves won't cut it.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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