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Clearly Mr. Fun has been wasting his time.........
That's not the real world. Your job has little to do with the sort of thing most people do for a living. - Agathon
If social security were private, it would be prosecuted as a Ponzi scheme.
Vampires that don't sparkle![]()

I've heard the book is awesome! Movie looks fun!
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

Calvin Coolidge: Mummy Slayer is better.

Looks awesome, I'll see it.
And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?". t s eliot

They are making an Isaac Newton action movie too.
Isaac Newton - scientist, detective, sorcerer.
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.

Sorcerer!? PAH!
Newton was an ALCHEMIST!
"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.

Just more proof that Movie Moguls do massive amounts of drugs.
The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
Baron O RIP.

I'm waiting for George Washington - Dragon Slayer!
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"
Who will play Abe Lincoln? Wesley Snipes or Sarah Michelle Geller?
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"

Nicolas Cage, and he will film the entire thing in BULLET TIME.
"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
Sure, pick the white maleSounds racist and misogynist to me. (A whole movie in bullet time has already been done, it's called "On Golden Pond"...)
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"

I thought Abe Lincoln: Vamipre Hunter was a FOXNews documentary.
There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

I saw the title and assumed it was a joke. So I searched for it and saw that it was real. So I made a joke about it to my wife figuring she would also not believe it was real, but when I mentioned it, all she said was 'the book was supposed to be good'. Sometimes you just feel a tad out of touch.
The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
Baron O RIP.

I can't wait until some teenager write about Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter in history class
That's not the real world. Your job has little to do with the sort of thing most people do for a living. - Agathon
If social security were private, it would be prosecuted as a Ponzi scheme.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies changed everything.
"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.

The best part is that the premise is that the vampires are Southern plantation owners who are fighting to preserve slavery because slaves are their food source. Neo-Confederate heads exploding in 3...2...
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

When I saw the poster when going to see another movie early this year, I couldn't believe it. I have also heard the book was supposed to be good, but I'm tired of all the vampire and zombie stuff already. I was a big fan of Dark Shadows, but the ads turned me off, and even though my brother saws it and recommended it, I will wait until it gets to TV. May do the same thing with the Lincoln movie, if there is nothing else on or to do.![]()

I am angry because someone in line in front of me at Subway ordered a sandwich that I do not like, even though it has no effect on me. This how arguments against equal marriage rights sound.

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I am angry because someone in line in front of me at Subway ordered a sandwich that I do not like, even though it has no effect on me. This how arguments against equal marriage rights sound.
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