Falkland Islanders to hold referendum over sovereignty

dannubis · June 18, 2012, 15:34

Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi

True, it extends to Mexicans as well.

**** off shithead. You are the last one to speak. Shame is really not something that applies to you, is it?

Ben Kenobi · June 18, 2012, 19:01

Sloww is a moderate liberal from Texas and in his 50's. His political incorrectness is kind of expected.

Oerdin is a Democratic Party Agenda-thumping hipster liberal from fancypants San Diego. The irony of him being racist is something he deserves to be called out on repeatedly.

Exactly so.

I know Slowwy in real life. He's good people. He's politically incorrect, but who here in Texas isn't?

Also his persona here is not what he is actually like. He's a softy. Quiet, reserved and frankly, rather shy.

Ben Kenobi · June 18, 2012, 19:06

You are the last one to speak.

True, I am racist towards Mexicans. I think they are the most beautiful women on the planet.

DaShi · June 18, 2012, 20:15

Not all Mexicans are women, you racist bastard!

Dinner · June 18, 2012, 21:29

Oerdin is a Democratic Party Agenda-thumping hipster liberal from fancypants San Diego.

I'm far to old to be a hipster and never have been one also not all of us have fancy car elevators here like Romney's house does.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · June 19, 2012, 01:10

Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi

True, I am racist towards Mexicans. I think they are the most beautiful women on the planet.

Are you aware that "Mexican" is a collective noun covering many millions of people with penises?

Imran Siddiqui · June 19, 2012, 01:19

Originally Posted by Dinner

I'm far to old to be a hipster and never have been one

Lies!

Dinner · June 19, 2012, 02:45

I'm glad you think I'm young and hip but it, sadly, isn't true.

Alexander's Horse · June 19, 2012, 06:34

i think i'll watch the office now

molly bloom · June 19, 2012, 11:00

Originally Posted by Tupac Shakur

WTF is a Velveeta dispenser? Your boring comments used to at least be intelligible.

Your boring interjections are no more worthwhile for being intelligible.

A Velveeta dispenser is something that dispenses Velveeta. I'm sure if you research the subject long and hard enough you will find some illustrated - should a written description prove too taxing.

molly bloom · June 19, 2012, 11:01

Originally Posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny

Are you aware that "Mexican" is a collective noun covering many millions of people with penises?

I think Ben was including male Mexican pre-op transsexuals in his 'most beautiful women' category. Makes his moving to Texas all the more clear.

Ben Kenobi · June 19, 2012, 11:35

I think Ben was including male Mexican pre-op transsexuals in his 'most beautiful women' category. Makes his moving to Texas all the more clear.

So then you've retreated from the assertion that I'm racist. Glad to know I have the Molly Bloom seal of approval.

molly bloom · June 19, 2012, 11:46

Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi

So then you've retreated from the assertion that I'm racist. :

Have I ? As I seem to recall, even slaveowners had sex with their slaves. Didn't imply that they didn't view them as less than equal.

I'm sure there are lots of racists who secretly lust for a dip in the mixed gene pool. You wouldn't be the first....

...but good luck getting off the starting block with the whole sex thing.

Ben Kenobi · June 19, 2012, 12:33

Have I ?

You've gone from arguing that I'm racist to arguing that I'm sexist.

As I seem to recall, even slaveowners had sex with their slaves. Didn't imply that they didn't view them as less than equal.

I would prefer to marry a mexican lady if the choice were up to me. I prefer mexican culture tbh, it's much more family oriented.

I'm sure there are lots of racists who secretly lust for a dip in the mixed gene pool. You wouldn't be the first....

I already admitted I was a racist for preferring mexican girls to white girls.

gribbler · June 19, 2012, 12:38

"Mexican" isn't a race... and some Mexicans are white...

Ben Kenobi · June 19, 2012, 12:41

"Mexican" isn't a race... and some Mexicans are white...

Fine then, Hispanic.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · June 19, 2012, 13:06

Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi

You've gone from arguing that I'm racist to arguing that I'm sexist.

Can't we all just hug and agree you're both?

rah · June 19, 2012, 15:31

Anyone that believes that women can't be priests is sexist. Regardless if they're just agreeing with church doctrine.

Barnabas · June 19, 2012, 15:34

Women can't be Catholic priests because we don't think Women can consacrate the eucharist, when the bread/wine turns into the body of Christ.

For other Christian denominations there is no issue, because they don't believe something like that happens with the bread/wine, and the priest or minister is just someone who knows theology, the bible, and preaches.

gribbler · June 19, 2012, 15:51

Do men have special magical powers that allow them to turn bread and wine into flesh and blood?

Barnabas · June 19, 2012, 15:53

Exactly

It goes something like

Jesus was a dude

The priests are icons of Jesus

so they have to be dudes

Oncle Boris · June 19, 2012, 15:58

Originally Posted by molly bloom

Your boring interjections are no more worthwhile for being intelligible.

A Velveeta dispenser is something that dispenses Velveeta. I'm sure if you research the subject long and hard enough you will find some illustrated - should a written description prove too taxing.

gribbler · June 19, 2012, 16:01

Originally Posted by Barnabas

Exactly

It goes something like

Jesus was a dude

The priests are icons of Jesus

so they have to be dudes

I don't understand it. Yes, women aren't the same sex as Jesus, but everyone is different from Jesus in some ways. If someone were to claim a black person can't represent Jesus that would be considered racist.

rah · June 19, 2012, 16:17

I have no problem with them defending their faith that says they can't be. (well yeah I do, but you can't argue faith)
AS long as they're willing to admit that it's sexist. BECAUSE by definition it is.

Alexander's Horse · June 19, 2012, 17:41

Originally Posted by rah

Anyone that believes that women can't be priests is sexist. Regardless if they're just agreeing with church doctrine.

I agree with that

Tupac Shakur · June 19, 2012, 18:59

Originally Posted by molly bloom

Your boring interjections are no more worthwhile for being intelligible.

A Velveeta dispenser is something that dispenses Velveeta. I'm sure if you research the subject long and hard enough you will find some illustrated - should a written description prove too taxing.

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. A Velveeta dispenser makes about as much sense as a camembert dispenser.

Cursory research also reveals that Googling "Velveeta dispenser" only yields 7 results, one of which is from this thread.

gribbler · June 19, 2012, 19:28

I think he confused Velveeta with nacho cheese. I'm sure he'll remember to keep the names of different varieties of nasty processed food straight in the future.

Oncle Boris · June 19, 2012, 20:09

Originally Posted by Tupac Shakur

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. A Velveeta dispenser makes about as much sense as a camembert dispenser.

Cursory research also reveals that Googling "Velveeta dispenser" only yields 7 results, one of which is from this thread.

What about a dispenser that keeps Velveeta warm, and thus dispensable?

Lack of imagination

Dinner · June 19, 2012, 20:14

Originally Posted by Dinner

I'm far to old to be a hipster and never have been one also not all of us have fancy car elevators here like Romney's house does.

On a different note one of Romney's neighbors in La Jolla had his Picasso stolen yesterday. First they came for the car elevators and now the Picassos. What's a struggling 1%er to do?

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/video/#!/...asso/158861965

Al B. Sure! · June 19, 2012, 20:21

Originally Posted by Dinner

On a different note one of Romney's neighbors in La Jolla had his Picasso stolen yesterday. First they came for the car elevators and now the Picassos. What's a struggling 1%er to do?

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/video/#!/...asso/158861965

Who steals a Picasso? How are you going to sell that?