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    MSNBC: Mitt Romney has a Police Officer Fetish



    When Mitt Romney wasn't gay bashing kids whose hair he didn't like, Mitt Romney 's other favorite sick thing to do was to impersonate a police officer. In an exclusive article just released tonight by the National Memo, details emerge of a Mitt Romney who as a college freshman at Stanford University allegedly admitted to fellow dorm mates that he sometimes disguised himself as a police officer, and laid out on his bed was a Michigan state trooper's uniform. One of the people who saw the uniform said he told us that he had gotten the uniform from his father, George Romney , then the governor of Michigan, whose security detail was staffed by uniform troopers. he told us that he was using it to pull over drivers on the road. 'He also had a red flashing light that he would attach to the top of his white rambler. We thought it was all pretty weird....'
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    Haven't all of us wanted to do this at one point or another? I'd pull over all the jerks who turn without using their turn signal
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    That's pretty ridiculous. I don't buy it.
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    Who hasn't committed a felony at some point in their adolescence? (Aside from most people.)
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    Who hasn't committed a felony at some point in their adolescence? (Aside from most people.)
    Misdemeanor. Felony if done repeatedly, as suggested here.
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    Mitt Romney was an entitled douchebag ***** as a teenager?

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    Most college students are terrible in one way or another. Hell, look at Hauldren Collider.
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    Mitt Romney was an entitled douchebag ***** as a teenager?

    Quickly, fetch the fainting couch and the smelling salts!
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    It's true, I'm horrible. I take difficult classes, get good grades, don't drink, don't do drugs, shower regularly, spotless discipline record. Terrible
    I'm certainly disappointed in you.
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    Misdemeanor
    Well that's barely anything - I'm sure I committed quite a few misdemeanors in college by underage drinking.
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    Well that's barely anything - I'm sure I committed quite a few misdemeanors in college by underage drinking.
    I downloaded music illegally.
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    The military asks about all traffic violations. Parking violations they don't care about, though.
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    Haven't all of us wanted to do this at one point or another? I'd pull over all the jerks who turn without using their turn signal
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    Romney's now being criticized for being a narc. Supposedly, he told some guy in his neighborhood who was outside smoking weed to put it out.

    Typical liberals. Following the law is considered wrong.

    And for another thing, he is a dick about people smoking pot on the beach:

    Mr. Romney and his wife take regular walks around La Jolla, exchanging pleasantries with fellow strollers and occasionally enforcing the law. A young man in town recalled that Mr. Romney confronted him as he smoked marijuana and drank on the beach last summer, demanding that he stop.
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    Liberals are going to have to explain this to me. Outrage at Romney telling someone not to smoke weed.

    I always knew Liberals favored the 'Snitches get Stitches' way of doing things.
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    Did he tell Rosa Parks to sit in the back of the bus?
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    I'd hope so, if the law at the time said that black people should sit at the back of the bus. Laws need to be obeyed no matter how stupid or unjust they are, and to think otherwise reeks of Liberalism.
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    Whatever. I have no problem with Romney telling someone committing a crime by smoking weed to put it out.

    I guess I should have let that guy who beat down the old Asian lady to get away. I'm just being a narc otherwise.
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    I bet Mitt Romney was a real delinquent in his formative years. I bet one time he had coke:


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    I'd hope so, if the law at the time said that black people should sit at the back of the bus. Laws need to be obeyed no matter how stupid or unjust they are, and to think otherwise reeks of Liberalism.
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    Whatever. I have no problem with Romney telling someone committing a crime by smoking weed to put it out.

    I guess I should have let that guy who beat down the old Asian lady to get away. I'm just being a narc otherwise.
    Yes, robbery and smoking a joint are equivalent to each other, and they are equivalent to jaywalking.
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    Everyone seems to be missing the most critical bit of info to come out in this story:

    Mitt Romney drove... a Rambler!!
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    I think Al has a thing for Lawrence O'Donnell. That's why he's always posting links to his show.
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    Everyone seems to be missing the most critical bit of info to come out in this story:

    Mitt Romney drove... a Rambler!!
    Not surprising since his father was the CEO of AMC prior to becoming governor.
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    Another indictment.
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    I also drove a Rambler. In fact I drove two, a Rambler Classic and a Rambler American. Beep, beep.

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