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    Canadian politics gets a lot more interesting.

    Some weirdo has been mailing severed human limbs to the offices of a political party in Canada.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18274060
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    What do you mean by "more" interesting?

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    Severed limbs is much more interesting then the usual polite BS which passes for politics in their sadly functional government. I mean it's nice their government functions but it's much more interesting to watch a dysfunctional government like ours.

    The severed body parts suddenly upped their level of game.
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    I guess we can rule out Charles Taylor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dinner View Post
    Some weirdo has been mailing severed human limbs to the offices of political parties in Canada.
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    Fixed.

    A foot went to the Conservatives and a hand destined for the Liberals was intercepted at a sorting station.

    The head is apparently still unaccounted for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wezil View Post
    Fixed.

    A foot went to the Conservatives and a hand destined for the Liberals was intercepted at a sorting station.

    The head is apparently still unaccounted for.
    The Liberals are looking for a head...

    This year 2 dismembered bodies were found in dumpsters in Winnipeg. The events didn't seem to be related; one resulted in an arrest. No word on if body parts were missing. Very odd. I wonder if the Mayans are behind it?
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    It's a bisexual gay porn star doing it, too.

    It could not get much weirder, but then it does.

    The guy is quasi famous on the internet for strangling kittens and posting the videos online.

    Apparently he filmed the attack (and its aftermath) and posted it online, which some sites have. I read a description of it and it made me sick, to say the least. Far more than just murder.

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    Tied up, ice pick, kitchen knife, ass steak, feeding a puppy, limb removal, limbless, headless torso sex, bodyless hand handjobs, bottle sodomy

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    Oh, and from left field: apparently he used to date Karla Homolka.

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    It shouldn't be too long before he is found. I can't imagine he'd have many friends willing to let him crash on the couch awhile after this episode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    It's a bisexual gay porn star doing it, too.

    The guy is quasi famous on the internet for strangling kittens and posting the videos online.

    Oh, and from left field: apparently he used to date Karla Homolka.
    Gee, if only there had been a warning sign that he might be dangerous...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wezil View Post
    Fixed.

    A foot went to the Conservatives and a hand destined for the Liberals was intercepted at a sorting station.

    The head is apparently still unaccounted for.
    Would that count as a victory for the NDP if they end up getting it?
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    It would certainly put them ahead.
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    Elok hasn't posted in the thread yet so I figured I'd help him out a bit.
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    Where do all the fashionable serial killer cannibals go?

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    It's odd that they keep saying he's a porn star.

    He was in one 10 minute video on some low-budget no-name site once...

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    I'm not sure what that article says, but the G&M is reporting he's been arrested in Berlin without incident.
    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/...rticle4228539/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    It's odd that they keep saying he's a porn star.

    He was in one 10 minute video on some low-budget no-name site once...
    Anyone who flashes their junk on youtube thinks they're a porn star these days.
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    A foot and hand were mailed to Vancouver.

    Still no word on the whereabouts of the head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wezil View Post
    A foot and hand were mailed to Vancouver.

    Still no word on the whereabouts of the head.

    They were mailed to a private boys school.
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    My bet is the head ends up in Newfoundland, or a dumpster.

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    It must have gone international mail.

    Canada Post has shown us how long it takes for parcels to reach various locations within the country.

    Maybe Obama should watch his mailbox.
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    That's really bad, Ingrid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by notyoueither View Post
    That's really bad, Ingrid.
    No, that's Suzanne Vega -
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