Republicans really do hate gay people

kentonio · May 23, 2012, 08:59

Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi

Freedom of association permits them to do this, and frankly this makes sense.

'Freedoms' like this are why so many people on this side of the Atlantic smirk when Americans talk about how free they are compared to the rest of us. Corporate muppet.

Felch · May 23, 2012, 09:07

Originally Posted by gribbler

Well, that just proves Disney is terrible

Disney has to protect the image that they have with the public. Imagine if Ben and Jerry's discovered their spokesman publicly advocated against gay marriage in his free time. Shouldn't they be allowed to terminate his contract in order to protect their corporate image?

Straybow · May 23, 2012, 12:03

Originally Posted by gribbler

Yes. You haven't read the thread, but it must be an anti-Christian hate-fest because some people support gay rights. Please continue your prejudice.

It's an expression that says "i didn't read each and every of 400 posts." I read first page and last page. Now that I've read a bit more hasn't changed the accuracy of my observation...

Yes, between citing betty bowers and jim crow baptists and anti-CatholicBenKenobi slurs, accusation that opposing gay marriage must be anti-gay prejudice and hatred primarily derived from barbaric religion is par for this course.

Lorizael · May 23, 2012, 12:22

Originally Posted by Straybow

I think it's perfectly OK to bounce a judicial nominee because of recent and long-term activism demonstrating an unlikelihood of impartiality on the subject.

Err, what exactly do homosexuality and traffic violations have in common?

Guynemer · May 23, 2012, 12:28

Originally Posted by Straybow

Now that I've read a bit more hasn't changed the accuracy of my observation...

Well, at least this statement is accurate.

Elok · May 24, 2012, 22:05

It seems to me that gay marriage could have a whole series of unseen repercussions. For example, when two women marry, they're going to have twice the urge for kids. With all the growing uncertainties about sperm donation, cloning would seem to be the only way to have kids who are really, totally "theirs," without a man around to claim paternity. But cloning isn't exactly accepted, at least for humans, and when you couple that with residual anti-gay-parent prejudice the kids will go through hell. They're going to have to basically set up separate spaces where they can relax--especially since, as clones, they're very likely to be gay themselves. And make no mistake, City Hall will make them fight to set up those places. But I think they'll be willing to deal in the end.

Their words will be: "What would you do for a clone-dyke bar?"

Lorizael · May 24, 2012, 22:16

Is there a groan smiley?

Elok · May 24, 2012, 22:29

The president of a major American financial firm caught his wife cheating just the other day. Seems the Fidelity wasn't Mutual after all.

gribbler · May 24, 2012, 22:42

Originally Posted by Elok

It seems to me that gay marriage could have a whole series of unseen repercussions. For example, when two women marry, they're going to have twice the urge for kids. With all the growing uncertainties about sperm donation, cloning would seem to be the only way to have kids who are really, totally "theirs," without a man around to claim paternity. But cloning isn't exactly accepted, at least for humans, and when you couple that with residual anti-gay-parent prejudice the kids will go through hell. They're going to have to basically set up separate spaces where they can relax--especially since, as clones, they're very likely to be gay themselves. And make no mistake, City Hall will make them fight to set up those places. But I think they'll be willing to deal in the end.

Their words will be: "What would you do for a clone-dyke bar?"

Isn't it theoretically possible to combine the DNA of two different women?

Guynemer · May 24, 2012, 22:50

Originally Posted by Elok

It seems to me that gay marriage could have a whole series of unseen repercussions. For example, when two women marry, they're going to have twice the urge for kids. With all the growing uncertainties about sperm donation, cloning would seem to be the only way to have kids who are really, totally "theirs," without a man around to claim paternity. But cloning isn't exactly accepted, at least for humans, and when you couple that with residual anti-gay-parent prejudice the kids will go through hell. They're going to have to basically set up separate spaces where they can relax--especially since, as clones, they're very likely to be gay themselves. And make no mistake, City Hall will make them fight to set up those places. But I think they'll be willing to deal in the end.

Their words will be: "What would you do for a clone-dyke bar?"

Oh sweet Jesus.

That was an atrocity on level with the gassing of the Kurds.

kentonio · May 25, 2012, 07:49

I for one support Eloks recent transformation into a 1940's vaudeville comedy act. Moar!!

Lorizael · May 25, 2012, 08:42

Originally Posted by Elok

The president of a major American financial firm caught his wife cheating just the other day. Seems the Fidelity wasn't Mutual after all.

Dad? Is that you?

MRT144 · May 25, 2012, 11:38

Originally Posted by Elok

The president of a major American financial firm caught his wife cheating just the other day. Seems the Fidelity wasn't Mutual after all.

Wow.

The Mad Monk · May 25, 2012, 18:42

Originally Posted by Lorizael

Is there a groan smiley?

I find that

works nicely.

Elok · May 25, 2012, 19:27

Wow. After all this positive feedback, I don't know if I can keep coming up with the same quality material. But, as I told Miss Muffet at her late aunt's estate proceedings, where there's a will, there's a whey.

Guynemer · May 25, 2012, 19:32

Dinner · May 25, 2012, 20:04

Originally Posted by gribbler

Isn't it theoretically possible to combine the DNA of two different women?

Theoretically it should be possible to take an X from each but I seriously doubt we're even remotely close to that being a possibility.

Hauldren Collider · May 25, 2012, 20:35

Originally Posted by Guynemer

Oh sweet Jesus.

That was an atrocity on level with the gassing of the Kurds.

QFMFT

:furious:

OzzyKP · May 25, 2012, 21:59

Elok

Elok · May 25, 2012, 22:46

Did you know that, for a short period, Johnny Cash was a short-order cook at a Chinese place? You can read all about it in his memoir, "I Wok the Line."

Guynemer · May 25, 2012, 23:23

Do you feel good about yourself? Do you feel good about what you just did?

I want you to think about that, friend.

Otherwise, revolutions, walls, etc. etc.

Straybow · May 26, 2012, 01:53

See? Now that's more like it. No more bashing people who happen to disagree with gay marriage. Legal protections of civil union are sufficient to allow clone-dyke bars.

Elok · May 26, 2012, 06:34

Originally Posted by Guynemer

Do you feel good about yourself? Do you feel good about what you just did?

I want you to think about that, friend.

Otherwise, revolutions, walls, etc. etc.

I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. I was feeling strange yesterday; maybe I had a stroke or something, who knows. And if that doesn't sound like a stroke to you, well, the effects can vary. Different strokes for different folks.

Guynemer · May 26, 2012, 08:43

We so desperately need a facepalm smiley.

Wiglaf · May 26, 2012, 15:39

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...ef=mostpopular

Wiglaf · May 26, 2012, 15:41

OH HELLO ELOK , CARE TO MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT HOW IT'S BAD TO EAT JUNK FOOD?

NO?

SAY IT, SAY THE CHEF COOKS JUNK FOOD :MAD:

I AM SO ****ING TIRED OF YOUR STUPID ASS PUNS AND BULLSHIT INNUENDO THAT I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER IF YOU HAD A POSTING STYLE BEFORE THIS OF YOUR OWN, OR IF YOU WERE ALWAYS SOME KIND OF DOUCHEBAG STUCK IN SECOND GRADE WITH THE IQ OF A THIRD GRADER? WHICH IS IT? THE OTHER DAY I BOUGHT A PARROT AND NOW I DON'T HAVE BEER MONEY! BUT IT'S OK! A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSCH! I CAN DO IT TOO YOU ****ING WEASEL!

:maD: Aangry: EVERYONE CAN DO IT! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL! I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS THE OTHER DAY, AND I HEARD THAT AN INDIAN MAN WAS HOLDING HOSTAGES AT A REAL ESTATE AGENCY BECAUSE HE HAD NO INSURANCE! HE SHOT HIMSELF. I GUESS HE BOUGHT THE STATE FARM! SEE I DID IT AGAIN, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! YOU ARE LIKE A WHALE, YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR FAMILY GUY! GO ,LEAVE THESE BOARDS, AND WRITE FOR FAMILY GUY :MAD:

Hauldren Collider · May 26, 2012, 15:44

gribbler · May 26, 2012, 15:49

Create a sock puppet account to make people think other people find your posts funny. Clever. :rolleyes;

Hauldren Collider · May 26, 2012, 15:53

Wait, are you accusing me of being a sock puppet?

Lorizael · May 26, 2012, 16:09

Originally Posted by Wiglaf

OH HELLO ELOK , CARE TO MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT HOW IT'S BAD TO EAT JUNK FOOD?

NO?

SAY IT, SAY THE CHEF COOKS JUNK FOOD :MAD:

I AM SO ****ING TIRED OF YOUR STUPID ASS PUNS AND BULLSHIT INNUENDO THAT I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER IF YOU HAD A POSTING STYLE BEFORE THIS OF YOUR OWN, OR IF YOU WERE ALWAYS SOME KIND OF DOUCHEBAG STUCK IN SECOND GRADE WITH THE IQ OF A THIRD GRADER? WHICH IS IT? THE OTHER DAY I BOUGHT A PARROT AND NOW I DON'T HAVE BEER MONEY! BUT IT'S OK! A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSCH! I CAN DO IT TOO YOU ****ING WEASEL!

:maD: Aangry: EVERYONE CAN DO IT! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL! I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS THE OTHER DAY, AND I HEARD THAT AN INDIAN MAN WAS HOLDING HOSTAGES AT A REAL ESTATE AGENCY BECAUSE HE HAD NO INSURANCE! HE SHOT HIMSELF. I GUESS HE BOUGHT THE STATE FARM! SEE I DID IT AGAIN, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING! YOU ARE LIKE A WHALE, YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR FAMILY GUY! GO ,LEAVE THESE BOARDS, AND WRITE FOR FAMILY GUY :MAD:

YOU MEAN MANATEE, ASSFACE.