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  • Does Masturbating In Front Of A Mirror Make You Gay?

    I have asked before on these forums whether "CHECKING YOUR LOOK" in the mirror, as popularized by Bruce Springsteen, constitutes a homosexual act, or one suggesting homo-sexuality. But EVERYONE at one point or another has checked out another guy, for example GEORGE CLOONEY, or a rugged backpack, and thought about sex. It is natural. BUT GOING ALL THE WAY WITH YOUR OWN IMAGE IN THE MIRROR? IS THAT GAY, GAY ALL THE WAY
    Last edited by Wiglaf; May 8, 2012, 06:38. Reason: GEORGE CLOONY SHOULD SELL RUGGED ATTIRE

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    Not as gay as having sex with your clone or a time-traveling version of yourself.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      Not as gay as starting a thread about it.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #4
        GAY IS NOT A SPECTRUM. It is binary, yes or no, please stop bringing degrees of faggy into this. I suppose you are also the kind of juror who would say, WELL YOUR HONOR THE DEFENDANT IS NOT AS GUILTY AS OJ after being pounded senseless by the black foreman's penis during hours of 'DELIBERATIONS.' NOT HELPFUL: angry: :aasngy:

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        • #5
          What happened wiggy... you aren't even funny anymore...
          Keep on Civin'
          RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #6

            I have to disagree with you there, Ming.

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            • #7
              Not if your wife does it ...
              "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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              • #8
                Short answer: yes.

                Long answer: also yes.
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                Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                • #9
                  What about having sex in front of or on top of a mirror?

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                  • #10
                    You always seemed more the bottom type guy.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by regexcellent View Post

                      I have to disagree with you there, Ming.
                      You weren't around when he was actually funny... now it's just a tired old act... and he's gotten worse at it
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                        What about having sex in front of or on top of a mirror?
                        That's straight IF it's with a woman and PROVIDED you never see more than 5% of your own penis at any given time; seeing your testicles is an unfortunate necessity sometimes with such an activity, but should still be avoided as much as possible. In general, it's good if you keep looking at your upper bodies. It helps to be a boob man here.

                        Now, if it's with a man, obviously, that's just gay. There's also a risk that your partner will moan "bloody mary" and summon the ghost of Judy Garland to drag you off through the mirror to queer Valhalla--where all the men who ever died from rough gay sex feast on trendy cuisine and prepare for "Ragnacok," the final battle against heterosexuality at the end of time. So, yeah, avoid that.
                        1011 1100
                        Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                        • #13
                          Is it a manly mirror (bloodied and broken by another man's head) or is it a feminine one (rounded frame with lots of cast iron curly-ques and flowers)?

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                          • #14
                            My college roommate purchased a mirror EXPLICITLY to have sex in front of it with. He said when looking in it, his skin was always nightclub colored. Can ANYONE tell me how to find a mirror like that, as opposed to a bathroom-style mirror, which washes out the color of your skin and makes you look paler than you are. Apparently bathroom mirrors are designed like his to expose imperfections and blemishes.

                            This is just one more thing the blacks don't have to deal with.

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                            • #15
                              These should help Wiggy:

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