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    Should I date the father of a play ground football player?

    Well?
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    How did he become a father?

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    I'll send you a link...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gribbler View Post
    How did he become a father?
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
    :(){ :|:& };:

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    What you really need to find the answer to is how to make a decision on your own and take control of your life, because you suck at it.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowwHand View Post
    What you really need to find the answer to is how to make a decision on your own and take control of your life, because you suck at it.
    Says the guy who once had sex in a freight elevator.

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    I didn't ever say "once", and I made the decision. I didn't run over here and ask a bunch of numb nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFun View Post
    Well?
    Is he seventy years old and sporting a beard? Because if not then he's obviously not your type
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    This thread was not a serious thread.

    But the guy would be in his forties with a beard.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    If the guy has kids, she would be more than just a beard.
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFun View Post
    This thread was not a serious thread.

    But the guy would be in his forties with a beard.
    No, you should not date me.
    We must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced these murderers. - Martin Luther King Jr. Eulogy for the Martyred Children (1963)

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