I answered one, because I felt myself suppressing the faintest little urge to vomit before I'd even scrolled down to see all of two. The dude totally looks like he's rubbing one out. Ugh. You probably should have had five poll options, with "one, and I'm gay," "one, and I'm straight," "two, and I'm gay," etc. That way you wouldn't have folks like me queering (har!) the results. I'm guessing MrFun favored one, given your oft-expressed distaste for facial hair?
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This poll is actually to identify those with daddy issues.
I completely agree with Elok.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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You can always vote "Asher", the obvious choice.
In order to be fair, I pictured the contestant 2 wearing the same clothes as contestant 1.
Under those circumstances, contestant 2 appears to be a total douche.
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I can not reveal my secret man-cru.........er no way.Originally Posted by Asher
ACK!
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
#1 are comparable with well educated brainy woman that cares about her body without overdoing it; #2 are comparable with a braindead blondine bimbo with four liters of plastic in each boob.
Certainly a difficult choice.
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Invalid poll.
So far nobody has voted with Asher.
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"I don't consider any of them authoritative" - Kidicious on Scripture.
I suppose I will vote asher as thanks for him helping me with a CS assignment last semester.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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It's a question of which one is better to roll in the hay with, not to write memoirs with.
Certainly a difficult choice.
Well I'd rather not have gay sex with some muscle bound guy who could totally beat the **** out of me, but more so I'd rather have someone around my age (or younger) then some old man (however attractive he may be for guys his age). So I pick #2.
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When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
Since any gay sex I might ever have would be without my consent, I'd like my partner to be someone I could more easily overpower and beat the living **** out of.
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go
Um, you challenged me to this contest, but there is no bet.
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
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You should've picked a beardless Clooney, not some manwhore with ridiculous muscles and guido tan.
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Among the poets we are ****.
#1 is comparable with an attractive 50-year-old woman, #2 is comparable with an attractive 20-year-old woman. No contest.
Certainly a difficult choice.
Oh crap, I just got fired for being gayAnd also for working on Saturday
Asher:
This doesn't even work for the debate between you and MrFun. Your debate was purely about facial hair. It should've been Clooney with and without facial hair or at least a face-oriented picture of some other dude without facial hair.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
I'd say it's awash - the beard has made Mel Gibson go insane, but it's also made Pierce Brosnan so damned happy
Didn't realize the power of a moustache:
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Tom Selleck is sexy, with or without facial hair.
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds are half the men they are without their moustaches
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Beards.
Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
Holy ****, pierce brosnan is way better without facial hair.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Well he does have a wild-man look in that picture. Don't know how he'd look with more kempt facial hair or stubble.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
As I said, this poll doubles as a test to see who has daddy issues. Anyone who votes for a geriatric father figure as more sexually attractive than a physically fit 20 year old has daddy issues.
Here's a better version with clean-shaven, stubble/light hair, beards using the same persons. This is how this poll should have been done:
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Heterosexual males generally do not feel themselves to be at their peak at ~20.As I said, this poll doubles as a test to see who has daddy issues. Anyone who votes for a geriatric father figure as more sexually attractive than a physically fit 20 year old has daddy issues.
JM
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Not my fault you're closed minded when it comes to older men and their attractiveness. I'm proud to have so-called daddy "issues."As I said, this poll doubles as a test to see who has daddy issues. Anyone who votes for a geriatric father figure as more sexually attractive than a physically fit 20 year old has daddy issues.
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
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