I answered one, because I felt myself suppressing the faintest little urge to vomit before I'd even scrolled down to see all of two. The dude totally looks like he's rubbing one out. Ugh. You probably should have had five poll options, with "one, and I'm gay," "one, and I'm straight," "two, and I'm gay," etc. That way you wouldn't have folks like me queering (har!) the results. I'm guessing MrFun favored one, given your oft-expressed distaste for facial hair?