
...and I'm kind of giggling at the massive Lee Greenwood*-esque over the top patriotic imagery and slogans, e.g. "NATIONAL GUARD: BE A MODERN DAY MINUTEMAN!" followed by pictures of men in army uniforms helping small children.
Also, the folder it came in has a picture of an attractive female 2nd Lieutenant on the front. I don't know if they're trying to subliminally tell me that I will meet hot chicks in the National Guard, but if they are then I am highly skeptical (though a man can hope).
By the way, does this make me more successful at joining the military than Alby?
*fun fact: Lee Greenwood has never served in the military and has had two divorces. He doesn't practice what he preaches nearly as much as, say, Snoop Dogg.
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go

"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi


I got an information packet AND submitted my stuff to participate next quarter.
Those free boots they give you with the combat uniform look really kickass, I can't wait. Apparently they're super comfy.
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go

I mean, if all I have to do is show up to the leadership labs once a week, work out three days a week, and get a liberal arts credit where I get to shoot rifles, in order to get a free pair of boots, count me in!
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go

The military is just like the mob; they'll never ask for anything in return.
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

I have two years to decide whether to actually contract. And when I do, if I do, I'm selecting the "weekend warrior" option.![]()
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go

"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

Yes, a serious commitment in two years. If I contract I have to spend 8 years drilling, during which I would likely be activated once or twice unless the DoD is full of **** and I get activated four times because we decide to invade yet another country. I wouldn't be doing this if I had to contract now.
I think it's clear at this point that the national guard is getting activated way too often and they'll mostly stick to the 9 months once in six years rule. Again, the final decision for me is two years from now.
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go

Best advice: Skip the national guard or reserves and do ROTC if that's what you're in to.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

Free boots, you say...![]()
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"Capitalism ho!"

Good people of Poly, I have an important question for you all:
Would you hit it?
(The woman, not the folder obviously)
I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the rust belt where industry won't go

I would. Al probably wouldn't because she's white and probably doesn't have an enormous behind.

"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

I would be very much surprised if she is actually in the army.
"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
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