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    Truly epic Amazon review bombing

    On $8450 audio cables, I **** thee not.

    http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-...5571081&sr=8-1


    Great job, Internet!
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    What the **** are those cables made of, blowjobinium?
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    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    Those aren't even the same products, dummy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gribbler View Post
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    Those aren't even the same products, dummy.
    Same meme of sarcastic Amazon reviews... Notice the reviews on these cables in the OP date as far back as 2008.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    Having a job drastically cuts down on the amount of time you can spend surfing the web and keeping up to date on the latest Amazon.com reviews.
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    103 five star ratings? :wtf:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
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    Same meme of sarcastic Amazon reviews... Notice the reviews on these cables in the OP date as far back as 2008.
    "I was reading sarcastic Amazon product reviews before it was cool to read sarcastic Amazon product reviews"
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    Only 5 left in stock! I need six.
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    My mouse was hovering way too close to the "buy now with 1-click button".

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