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    In short, a guy works at a big chain pub in England. Customer comes out of the bathroom and claims he saw an eyeball under the urinal drain. They investigate. They enter a back room. A man hurries past, screaming that he is innocent. Both men regain their composure. They soon discover:

    The plumbing for the urinal had been carefully removed and put to one side, leaving a hole in the masonry big enough for a head and shoulders to squeeze in. Tissue paper had been laid on the exposed brickwork to provide a comfortable head rest for what seemed to be a lengthy session of being pissed on. By men. In secret. In a toilet belonging to pretty much the biggest pub chain in Britain. Oh, and did I mention the snorkel?
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  • #2
    As far as fetishes go, golden showers are pretty tame.
    Indifference is Bliss

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    • #3
      I feel that this goes slightly beyond that, as it adds a touch of voyeurism to the mix.
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      • #4
        Yes to make it twice as disturbing.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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        • #5
          Orf wiv dere heads!
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            More like piss on dere heads.
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #7
              That's a Wetherspoons for you.
              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
              We've got both kinds

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              • #8
                Originally posted by rah View Post
                Yes to make it twice as disturbing.
                More.

                For me, voyeurism without consent is a type of assault.

                JM
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                • #9
                  Consent without voyeurism is just plain teasing.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    Voyeurism combined with public nudity isn't quite the same as voyeurism combined with non-public nudity. If I'm taking a shower in a locker room and somebody is ogling my wang then I'd be a bit taken aback, but nothing compared to taking a shower in my apartment with somebody on a ladder looking in through the window. I've pissed in enough trough urinals that I put urinals in the same category as locker room showers.
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                    • #11
                      True.

                      JM
                      Jon Miller-
                      I AM.CANADIAN
                      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                      • #12
                        You might have your c*ck out at a public urinal but you still aren't expecting people to be staring at it.
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #13
                          Also drinking from it.
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                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            He was wearing a snorkel so not drinking?
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #15
                              Hm. Yes. I suppose I did misinterpret that. But you know what? I think I'm done thinking about this.
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                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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