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  • The Chuck Norris Bridge?

    Slovak Republic may name a bridge for Chuck Norris
    Span crosses the Morava River to Austria
    By Janon Fisher / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 10:02 PM

    Chuck Norris is in a pitched battle against an 18th-century empress — and he’s kicking her butt.

    The Slovak Republic government has set up an online contest to allow the public to name a bridge stretching across the Morava River to Austria, Reuters reports.

    The way it’s going now the Chuck Norris Bridge is looking like a real possibility.

    The polling will end in April, but as of Thursday the “Lone Wolf McQuade” star has got 74% of the ballots with 1,175 votes. The dead Hapsburg royal Maria Theresa has been left in the dust with just 8%, according to the wire service.


    Naming a bridge after Chuck Norris would be a terrible mistake.

    Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    Internet polls to name bridges are retarded. It'll be named after Chuck Norris, Stephen Colbert, or Mr. T.
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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