Reply With QuoteIt helps to have friends.
My facebook pictures blow ass. I know it's best to have pictures of you at places, showing you doing things in the social company of others, but I don't do that (foreveralone.jpg). I think my terrible facebook pictures actually contribute to female revulsion and it precludes any e-macking on facebook.
But how do you take good ones without looking like a doofus (by yourself, though the camera has a timer, as well).
Thanks
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
It helps to have friends.
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.
foreveralone.jpgOriginally Posted by Felch
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Photoshop yourself into someone else's life.
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"
Photoshop skills aren't elite enough.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Chicks love duck faces
One time a chick said my facebook pictures were terrible so she took a picture of me to give me a good one. She never posted the pictureMust've been terrible.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Provide us with the source materials and we as a community can "help out"
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"
What is this? I don't even...
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Yeah, but what if people avoid him because of his terrible Facebook pictures?
Interdasting possibility.Yeah, but what if people avoid him because of his terrible Facebook pictures?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Don't you think it's much more likely that his FB content (profile info and posts) trumps photo composition?
"Oh Albert, you're tall, you're fit, you're attractive. I really wanted to pop your cherry, but then I saw your FB pix..."
Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
I don't post on my own wall and my profile info is empty.
And yes, women tell me all the time, what the hell is wrong with your profile picture?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
This thread is useless without pics.
"The boastful seeks the company of parasites." (Spinoza)
Well, if you never post an original thought and have no info page, the only impression you leave is a crappy profile photo.
If it's the only thing there, what else can they comment on? I mean, what the hell did you expect?
Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
That's why I need better pictures! That's why I asked here for knowledge on how to take good pictures.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Try ecstasy.
"The boastful seeks the company of parasites." (Spinoza)
Try another photo subject.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Hey Sloww:
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
OK, fine.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Anyway, back on topic, please
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Why don't you just put up a picture of a cat with a humorous caption?
He ate the cat. It was either that or go to a restaurant.
Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
Well the only pictures of me I know of in a social setting were from my old job's Halloween thing and Christmas party in 2009. I got the pictures from my old boss' facebook and cropped to just me but these aren't profile pictures, really:
(My boss had a superhero theme for Halloween so I picked the Punisher)
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
It's not possible to take a picture of yourself and not look like a weirdo, right? Or at least not possible for me. This is what I come up with when I try:
How can I take better pictures?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Pay a whore to take one with you.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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It helps to be friends with girls. They take lots of pictures.
Fixed that for you.
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