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    Where to buy my first real slut

    I'm tired of all these hos who want to pretend like we have a relationship or some ****; I want straight up cash for tricks.
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    What about your wife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
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    What about your wife?
    [mockanger]Are you calling my wife a slut?[/mockanger]
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    outback steakhouse
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    How much are you looking to spend?
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    I have gone to outback steakhouse one time. I purchased a blooming onion, a steak+shrimp combo and a drink. The ridiculously fruity drink was by far the best part of the meal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
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    How much are you looking to spend?
    As much as it takes.
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    I have a cousin from Austraila that applied for a job at Outback. They said no because he wouldn't stop with the accent.
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    I was severely disappointed to discover Outback is based in Florida
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    xpost:really, lol?

    Outback is pretty mediocre for the price.
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    I've given up on buying steak in restaurants - it tastes better when I cook it myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
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    I was severely disappointed to discover Outback is based in Florida
    If you found that surprising, does it make a difference?
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    I don't eat there anyway, so, no, it makes no difference at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrazyHorse View Post
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    [mockanger]Are you calling my wife a slut?[/mockanger]
    Maaaaybe?
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    Don't get the reference?
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    Obviously not.
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    (that was an inquiry more than a statement)
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    I figured, mine was a response rather than.... whatever you believed it to be.
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    I don't think you buy them. It's more of a short-term rental. I suppose it could be a purchase, depending on the intended duration, now that I think about it.
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    Try your local red-light district for cheap hos. Otherwise look in the yellow pages for "escorts".

    And mind the one's who don't make you wear a condom. You'll be looking for some medicated shampoo and penicillin after you bang one of those.
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    I can give you my ex's phone number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
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    I can give you my ex's phone number.


    Oh dear. You mean the crack whore that you dated and never actually ****ed?

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