be confident. and if you're not actually confident, ****ING FAKE IT.
escalate when you can.

She came to my window and when I asked her, "Is there anything else I can do for you?", she tore off a piece of paper and told me to give her my number.
If she calls me, now what? Let's not **** it up this time.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

be confident. and if you're not actually confident, ****ING FAKE IT.
escalate when you can.

This is gonna be fun.
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

First thing's first... when she calls, do I answer or show that I'm a busy man and don't answer?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

Dear lord.
"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

Challenge her to a fight

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Last edited by AAHZ; September 26, 2011 at 05:27.
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'

30-page thread monster here we go
When she calls, NAIL THAT DATE. And I don´t mean sex yet, I mean make sure there´s a time and place that you meet to have coffee, drinks, etc.

If we're following the AAHZ manual, "Get that rag covered in chloroform and the bottle of viagra".
double xpost
Also, congrats alby![]()
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'


Okay she text me, "Hey this is XXX save my number"
Now what? Do I call her?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Last edited by AAHZ; September 26, 2011 at 05:26.

Come on.... now what?! It's been 8 minutes since she text me.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

Text her back: "I'll call you later, right now I'm fighting like twenty guys at once"
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'

Alternatively, add some truth to it by replacing fighting with ****ing.

**** **** ****
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi


Umm... I don't drink... and ah... this chick is under 21. Actually, maybe that's a problem. I don't think she knows how old I am
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

I'm a dumbass so I text back "What's up?" and she didnt text me back. I'm backing out of this if she does text me back. Not talking today. It's Friday night.
Now what about tomorrow? What if I see her tomorrow? What's next?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

Are you kidding me? It used to be the case that 21-year olds didn´t know jack **** in the bedroom, but the current ones seem to have more experience than I do. So younger generally means better looking and more flexible.
Give her a beer and take a bittertonic or whatever it is that you do drink instead. BUT TAKE HER OUT.


**** it. I'm leaving it alone. Concerned about tomorrow, the day after, etc. right now. If she texts me back, then what? But I'm not actively doing anything today. Tomorrow, maybe, but not today.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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