Reply With Quotebe confident. and if you're not actually confident, ****ING FAKE IT.
escalate when you can.
She came to my window and when I asked her, "Is there anything else I can do for you?", she tore off a piece of paper and told me to give her my number.
If she calls me, now what? Let's not **** it up this time.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
be confident. and if you're not actually confident, ****ING FAKE IT.
escalate when you can.
This is gonna be fun.
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
First thing's first... when she calls, do I answer or show that I'm a busy man and don't answer?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Dear lord.
"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion
Challenge her to a fight
For ****'s sake. If you were calling her, would you prefer that she answer the phone, or would you prefer that she act like she doesn't give a **** about you?Originally Posted by Al B. Sure!
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Last edited by AAHZ; September 26, 2011 at 05:27.
**** you for beating me to this
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
30-page thread monster here we go
When she calls, NAIL THAT DATE. And I don´t mean sex yet, I mean make sure there´s a time and place that you meet to have coffee, drinks, etc.
If we're following the AAHZ manual, "Get that rag covered in chloroform and the bottle of viagra".
double xpost
Also, congrats alby
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I´m starting to think that you are indeed a wealthy diplomat somewhere who´s trolling us.
Yeah, this one's over the top.
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Okay she text me, "Hey this is XXX save my number"
Now what? Do I call her?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Last edited by AAHZ; September 26, 2011 at 05:26.
Come on.... now what?! It's been 8 minutes since she text me.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Text her back: "I'll call you later, right now I'm fighting like twenty guys at once"
FTFY
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Alternatively, add some truth to it by replacing fighting with ****ing.
**** you.
**** **** ****
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Wait a few more minutes, and say something like, ¨Hi! This is Albie. You wanna get a drink somewhere this Saturday or the next?¨Okay she text me, "Hey this is XXX save my number
Now what? Do I call her?
It´s good, because it´s direct, yet not too desperate. You don´t want to overdo the macho thing.
Umm... I don't drink... and ah... this chick is under 21. Actually, maybe that's a problem. I don't think she knows how old I am
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
I'm a dumbass so I text back "What's up?" and she didnt text me back. I'm backing out of this if she does text me back. Not talking today. It's Friday night.
Now what about tomorrow? What if I see her tomorrow? What's next?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
Are you kidding me? It used to be the case that 21-year olds didn´t know jack **** in the bedroom, but the current ones seem to have more experience than I do. So younger generally means better looking and more flexible.
Give her a beer and take a bittertonic or whatever it is that you do drink instead. BUT TAKE HER OUT.
Dumbass. Dumbass. Dumbass.
Text her back again, saying, oops, clicked ¨send¨ too quickly, ¨meant to say, what´s up, wanna go grab a drink tomorrow night?¨
**** it. I'm leaving it alone. Concerned about tomorrow, the day after, etc. right now. If she texts me back, then what? But I'm not actively doing anything today. Tomorrow, maybe, but not today.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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