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    Community starts third season tonight

    ...and approximately ten seconds into the episode, Alison Brie swirls around in a short skirt and we get a great glimpse of her ass in sexy black panties.

    And internet nerds, hipsters, and geeks the country over blow a load in their pants.
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    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    It just went 2001: A Space Odyssey, and features Michael K. Williams.

    Awesome.
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    John Goodman is soo good on this.

    That is all.
    Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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    Isn't that right, Black Hitler?
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    Swedish dogs. Your blood is tainted by generations of race-mixing with Laplanders.

    A ton of stuff just started to make sense.
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    They have been on a truly epic string of episodes lately.

    I kinda want a panini for lunch.
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    I spent a good portion of my lunch hour trying to find a picture of Troy reacting to that thing during the ****-goes-down-and-people-die scenario, to no avail.

    I probably should have spent it doing my charts, but whatever.
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    Is that what you're talking about?
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    Yes.

    I hate you.
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    Actually, that one is better. The eyes are where it's at.
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    He does crazyeyes like no one else on network TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guynemer View Post
    ...and approximately ten seconds into the episode, Alison Brie swirls around in a short skirt and we get a great glimpse of her ass in sexy black panties.

    And internet nerds, hipsters, and geeks the country over blow a load in their pants.
    The pictures found by Google lead me to believe that I would indeed hit it.
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    I've got a sock with her name on it.

    On a completely different topic... My favorite Troy moment was from Fistful of Paintballs, when he sees Abed, and his eyes just light up. Their friendship is the third best part of the show. After Annie's boobs.
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    And Annie's Boobs.
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    ****ing awesome ****ing show. ****

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    Alison Brie is so ****ing ugly. You've got to be kidding me.

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    Yet more proof that lawyers are dumb****s and the reason our country is in the shitter.

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    Can I redeem the legal profession for affirming that Alison Brie is so freaking hot that she gives the Sun a tan?
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    That doesn't redeem the legal profession, but it would be part of a strong application for a writing position at Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darius871 View Post
    Alison Brie is so ****ing ugly. You've got to be kidding me.
    Says the man who would stick his **** in anything that still has a beating heart.
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    I just watched "the Opposite" and "the Merv Griffin Show" episodes of Seinfeld (well, I'm halfway through both).

    Community doesn't compare. It's great but it lacks the genius of Seinfeld.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darius871 View Post
    Alison Brie is so ****ing ugly. You've got to be kidding me.
    Words fail.
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    I'd **** Joel McHale, definitely. And Donald Glover is pretty sexy, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zevico View Post
    I just watched "the Opposite" and "the Merv Griffin Show" episodes of Seinfeld (well, I'm halfway through both).

    Community doesn't compare. It's great but it lacks the genius of Seinfeld.
    Nobody cares, because Seinfeld might as well be as old as I Love Lucy now.

    And one big advantage Community has is that you actually *like* the characters.
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    Except Pierce and often Jeff.

    Also, I'd **** Urbana Champaign, definitely.

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    Even Pierce has his likeable, humane moments. The Seinfeld characters are universally dicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boris Godunov View Post
    Even Pierce has his likeable, humane moments.
    Dude, he raped the Ducane family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zevico View Post
    I just watched "the Opposite" and "the Merv Griffin Show" episodes of Seinfeld (well, I'm halfway through both).

    Community doesn't compare. It's great but it lacks the genius of Seinfeld.
    Um, so since it isn't as good as the greatest sitcom of all time, you feel like you need to crap all over it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
    Yet more proof that lawyers are dumb****s and the reason our country is in the shitter.
    Quote Originally Posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
    Can I redeem the legal profession for affirming that Alison Brie is so freaking hot that she gives the Sun a tan?
    Quote Originally Posted by Guynemer View Post
    Words fail.

    Yeah, as if that big and slightly right-pointing nose, the barely-visible-but-still-there facial hair, that haricose vein on her thigh, that wart on her calf, those so-sickly-pale-that-they-have-to-airbrush-out-the-visible-blood-vessels legs, and those man hands add up to anything better than you can pick up for $20 a block off the Vegas strip. I'd bet Ernest Borgnine is on your bucket lists too.

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