It just went 2001: A Space Odyssey, and features Michael K. Williams.
Awesome.

...and approximately ten seconds into the episode, Alison Brie swirls around in a short skirt and we get a great glimpse of her ass in sexy black panties.
And internet nerds, hipsters, and geeks the country over blow a load in their pants.![]()
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

It just went 2001: A Space Odyssey, and features Michael K. Williams.
Awesome.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

John Goodman is soo good on this.
That is all.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Isn't that right, Black Hitler?
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

Swedish dogs. Your blood is tainted by generations of race-mixing with Laplanders.
A ton of stuff just started to make sense.
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

They have been on a truly epic string of episodes lately.
I kinda want a panini for lunch.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

I spent a good portion of my lunch hour trying to find a picture of Troy reacting to that thing during the ****-goes-down-and-people-die scenario, to no avail.
I probably should have spent it doing my charts, but whatever.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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Is that what you're talking about?
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

Yes.
I hate you.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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Actually, that one is better. The eyes are where it's at.
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

He does crazyeyes like no one else on network TV.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer

I've got a sock with her name on it.
On a completely different topic... My favorite Troy moment was from Fistful of Paintballs, when he sees Abed, and his eyes just light up. Their friendship is the third best part of the show. After Annie's boobs.
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

And Annie's Boobs.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

****ing awesome ****ing show. ****![]()
Alison Brie is so ****ing ugly. You've got to be kidding me.

Yet more proof that lawyers are dumb****s and the reason our country is in the shitter.

Can I redeem the legal profession for affirming that Alison Brie is so freaking hot that she gives the Sun a tan?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

That doesn't redeem the legal profession, but it would be part of a strong application for a writing position at Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld.

I just watched "the Opposite" and "the Merv Griffin Show" episodes of Seinfeld (well, I'm halfway through both).
Community doesn't compare. It's great but it lacks the genius of Seinfeld.
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

I'd **** Joel McHale, definitely. And Donald Glover is pretty sexy, too.
Tutto nel mondo è burla

Except Pierce and often Jeff.
Also, I'd **** Urbana Champaign, definitely.

Even Pierce has his likeable, humane moments. The Seinfeld characters are universally dicks.
Tutto nel mondo è burla

“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
Yeah, as if that big and slightly right-pointing nose, the barely-visible-but-still-there facial hair, that haricose vein on her thigh, that wart on her calf, those so-sickly-pale-that-they-have-to-airbrush-out-the-visible-blood-vessels legs, and those man hands add up to anything better than you can pick up for $20 a block off the Vegas strip. I'd bet Ernest Borgnine is on your bucket lists too.
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