A Game of Thrones - TV Show Discussion Thread

[Imran Siddiqui]

Besides, Hayden Panettiere is too busy starring in "Nashville" (a quite fun over-the-top-evening-soap) to be Robb's wife. Besides, she'd have to try to fake a British accent and of course:

Spoiler:

At the end of this season she wouldn't have a job if she was Robb's wife

[kittenOFchaos]

Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor! Hodor!

Felt there have been far too little hodoring and nudity in the first few episodes. Perhaps this should be a spoiler.

[Guynemer]

Hodor.

Besides, the nudity probably would've been of Talisa, and who wants to see that horrible dog-faced cow naked?

[Imran Siddiqui]

I wonder... this may be the season that they ramp down on the nudity now that they've got everyone sucked in.

[Hauldren Collider]

But Ygritte! God dammit!

[regexcellent]

Hodor.

Besides, the nudity probably would've been of Talisa, and who wants to see that horrible dog-faced cow naked?

We don't get any sex scenes between Robb and Jeyne Westerling in the books, probably because his mother would have to be watching.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Yes, you may see Ygritte's boobs, you horny toad.

[regexcellent]

I was surprised at how many people they cast in minor roles who are porn stars.

[Guynemer]

One?

[regexcellent]

No, a lot of the prostitutes that show up one-off are porn stars. It makes sense, really.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'm really not convinced that contemporary porn stars look much like cod-medieval prostitutes would have.

Then again, are HBO-watchers ready for that authentic body hair and non-plastic boob experience?

[Guynemer]

In HBO's defense, I don't recall any particular set of tits looking plastic; the most frequently seen tits (Ros) are large, but appear natural. Shae (an actual former porn actress, if memory serves) has a natural chest as well.

[kittenOFchaos]

I'm really not convinced that contemporary porn stars look much like cod-medieval prostitutes would have.

Then again, are HBO-watchers ready for that authentic body hair and non-plastic boob experience?

We had to watch Theon Greyjoy and one of the less attractive wenches have at it on the ship across to the Iron Islands...

[regexcellent]

Don't forget Hodor's swinging dick manhood fat pink mast.

Spoiler:

If I do this, I am no better than Dareon, Sam thought, but it felt too good to stop. And suddenly his **** was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. It looked so silly standing there that he might have laughed, but Gilly pushed him back onto her pallet...

[Hauldren Collider]

Yeah, GRRM's sex scenes are usually pretty goddamn bad.