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    Seriously, you should do it. It would be far more interesting than the celebrity dead pool.

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    Halle Berry just rocks so much.
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    Yes, but she's mostly white. She probably only has Herpes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
    Seriously, you should do it. It would be far more interesting than the celebrity dead pool.
    I doubt it, we know people die.

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    BK should tell the black woman he goes on a date with that, through affirmative action, the federal government is interfering with the free market and is racist towards whites.


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    I doubt it, we know people die.
    Ding ding ding we have a winna
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonestar View Post
    BK should tell the black woman he goes on a date with that, through affirmative action, the federal government is interfering with the free market and is racist towards whites.
    Someone's obviously been eavesdropping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonestar View Post
    BK should tell the black woman he goes on a date with that, through affirmative action, the federal government is interfering with the free market and is racist towards whites.
    BK should tell them he thinks they're worse off now then when they were slaves.

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    There are also some stereotype hygiene differences, highlighted by the classic joke. What's the difference between a black woman and a bowling ball?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
    Seriously, you should do it. It would be far more interesting than the celebrity dead pool.
    Troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gribbler View Post
    BK should tell them he thinks they're worse off now then when they were slaves.
    SHUT UP TAXES IS EXACTLY LIKE SLAVERY
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    I don't know, but the saying is:

    Once you go black you never go back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    Wow, exciting insight, Mr. Fun.
    When a person asks a stupid question, I like to respond in kind with a stupid answer.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Ben with a black woman makes me think of this:

    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFun View Post
    When a person asks a stupid question, I like to respond in kind with a stupid answer.
    The overriding filosofy of all poly posting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
    Ben with a black woman makes me think of this:

    Time for a Sea Story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowwHand View Post

    Halle Berry just rocks so much.
    Getting an oscar for getting slammed from behind by Billy Bob Thornton.
    With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
    I've never understood how God could expect his creatures to pick the one true religion by faith — it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ogie Oglethorpe View Post
    The overriding filosofy of all poly posting.
    exactly
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonestar View Post
    SHUT UP TAXES IS EXACTLY LIKE SLAVERY
    IIRC Ben thinks that being brought up by a single mother is worse than being born someone's slave. Or maybe it was the horror of having an abortion and how black women were better off when they were giving birth to their master's slave.

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    It must be a wonderful skill to be able to know everything about thousands of people without ever actually having to talk to or even meet them.
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    Yeah, I'm always floored by his boundless empathy and ability to recognize that not everybody shares his perspective.

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    Gribbler:

    At least Slaves had the opportunity to obtain their freedom by fleeing to the North.
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    IIRC Ben thinks that being brought up by a single mother is worse than being born someone's slave.
    Where on earth did I say anything of that sort?

    Or maybe it was the horror of having an abortion and how black women were better off when they were giving birth to their master's slave.
    I did argue that Margaret Sanger explicitly targetted black women for her abortion clinics. There are plenty of her quotes arguing that her clinics were a way to rid the US of undesireables.

    Apparently exposing Planned Parenthood as racist makes me one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    Gribbler:

    At least Slaves had the opportunity to obtain their freedom by fleeing to the North.
    There are so many things wrong with this sentence. First, that going to Canada is probably much, much easier for African Americans now then it was when they were enslaved. Second, that abortions or welfare or having children out of wedlock whatever it is you think is the scourge of black people today isn't compulsory and can be avoided without having white men with dogs chase after you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    Gribbler:

    At least Slaves had the opportunity to obtain their freedom by fleeing to the North.


    All they had to do was go for a stroll!
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    There are so many things wrong with this sentence. First, that going to Canada is probably much, much easier for African Americans now then it was when they were enslaved.
    Taxes are higher in Canada. This would be akin to a freed slave 'escaping' to the south to go back to servitude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    Where on earth did I say anything of that sort?
    I'd have to find the thread, maybe I'll do that later.

    I did argue that Margaret Sanger explicitly targetted black women for her abortion clinics. There are plenty of her quotes arguing that her clinics were a way to rid the US of undesireables.

    Apparently exposing Planned Parenthood as racist makes me one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    Taxes are higher in Canada. This would be akin to a freed slave 'escaping' to the south to go back to servitude.
    What the hell... you think paying taxes and receiving services is comparable to being someone's slave?

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    Living in Canada is like being a slave on a plantation. I had no idea.

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