
I think our military should be 100% female.
It's the win-win Sloww talked about earlier.
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if she is off her rocker and coming at you with her fists or especially an object, it is 100% ok to hit back imo.
If Oprah walked into a bar I was at, I would ****ing closed-fist smack her up like she was Rihanna and I was Chris Brown. Some women need a good beat down. Not many, but Oprah is one of them.
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No you wouldn't.
Probably not, but that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve it. Worthless *****.
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And she is worthless why?
Keep on Civin'
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Do I really have to explain? It's ****ing Oprah. If you look up "worthless" on Wikipedia I'm pretty sure her picture comes up.
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I'm not a fan of Oprah (in that I don't watch her show, read her magazine, or know what product she's endorsing at any given moment), but I wouldn't say it's accurate to label her as "worthless" relative to the thousands of other celebrities in contention for the title, e.g. the cast of Jersey Shore.
Which is a good point. I would also hit Snooki, but she is too short. "Drop kick" would be more accurate.
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Degenerate is a compliment.![]()
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds

I thought so too :grr:
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BTW. If someone starts a fist fight at work, they are fired instantly, and reported to the police and arrested for assault right?
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds

in philly i believe i fist fight is part of the interview process.![]()
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It's the promotion ladder, to get the next step up the chain you have to beat up the guy who's already in the job.
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
To be the man you gotta beat the man!
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Hit her back, no. Everyone around her knows that a women hitting a man is a demand for immediate hard sex and that the correct response is to rip her clothes off and shag her brains out.
Last edited by Lefty Scaevola; April 15, 2011 at 16:34.
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Thats how I was raised in my house and at 15..I erred in assuming that an opening was available in my corporate ladder...thus the first "corporate head hunter" , my Dad, assured me I was vastly underqualified..
I never tried to advance in that work environment.
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If I hit a guy, I expect him to hit me back. I usually just do foyer wrestling though (usually fairly drunk). Guys are more comfortable doing that with me than regular fighting. And it's so much more fun.

Depends on looks. Cute - no way. Cave-troll - yes.
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