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  • Judgement Day: May 21st, 2011

    The signs are all around us.

    Terrible Natural Catastrophes
    Rampant Homosexuality
    Rampant Drug Use
    Middle East on Fire
    Computer wins on Jeopardy
    Black Man President
    Churches are Corrupt

    Pray to God that you're one of the elect. Oh, and give all your money to Harold Camping. Thank you.
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    Some people send their life savings to slick hucksters. I spent my life savings on guns and ammo. Let the apocalypse come.
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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    • #3
      No refunds!

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      • #4
        The end is near: Repent Sinners!
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        • #5
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          Last edited by ZEE; May 24, 2011, 23:02.
          Order of the Fly
          Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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          • #6
            Wow, I didn't know the Bible was so precise about this.

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            • #7
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
              ){ :|:& };:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Felch View Post
                Some people send their life savings to slick hucksters. I spent my life savings on guns and ammo. Let the apocalypse come.


                I'll be holed up at my killed-a-deer-with-a-.22 friend's house
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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                • #9


                  I've seen a few of these around town.
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                  • #10
                    What kind of town do you live in where there's multiple rich kids who've killed a deer with a .22?

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                    • #11
                      I see now... you posted a picture. It didn't load for me the first time

                      However I must reiterate... what kind of town do you live in?

                      Here everyone is religious but they don't worry about the end of the world... they just karaoke all night long or disco during fiesta (and it's always fiesta somewhere).

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                      • #12
                        I live in the Bay Area, its about as liberal and ungodly place as it gets.
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                        • #13
                          He apparently thought it would happen back in 1994, and even wrote a book about it. Maybe he'll have better luck this time?
                          "

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                            Wow, I didn't know the Bible was so precise about this.
                            In fact, the Bible is usually interpreted to specifically says we can't be so precise about this.

                            http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24&version=NIV

                            JM
                            Jon Miller-
                            I AM.CANADIAN
                            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                              "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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