Reply With QuoteNicotine stain.
The tip of my thumb turned yellow this morning. It doesn't wash off. Google doesn't have the answer. Why is my thumb yellow?
Nicotine stain.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
Stop peeing on it?
Indifference is Bliss
I don't smoke and I've got good aim.
Are you being truthful?
I think you are a smoker with bad aim.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
Vitamin THC deficiency. That's always my first diagnosis.
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.
So, then, Asians just need to smoke more pot?
Better your thumb than your belly.
"tout comprendre, c'est tout pardonner"
You're secretly being turned into a Chinaman by the Yellow Peril World Conspiracy.
Banana
Or my journalistic practices!Originally Posted by Aeson
Stop sitting on it !
"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."
Been doing Indian cooking? That or hepatitis...I hope you've been preparing a jalfrezi or you're f**ked
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
I don't cook...
That's OK...I'm sure there are plenty of livers out there ready for transplantation
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
Where are Strangelove and Guynemer to tell me I'm not going to die?
I'll tell you. It's likely hepatitis. It COULD be malaria, but I think not. I don't think it's jaundice either.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Lying is against the Hippocratic oath?
must be one of those health benefits of bananas
How yellow? Take a picture
Did you hit it with a hammer?
"post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
"I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller :b:
Is it a bruise?
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
odd
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"A world without guns is not a more peaceful world, but a more savage one, where brute strength allows bullies to exploit people incapable of fighting back."
Sam Harris
I still reckon it's turmeric
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
I have heard of blue balls but not yellow thumb.
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"A world without guns is not a more peaceful world, but a more savage one, where brute strength allows bullies to exploit people incapable of fighting back."
Sam Harris
To continue along my line of thought, have you stuck your thumb up the arse of any Indians recently?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
I think you have discovered a new disease.
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"A world without guns is not a more peaceful world, but a more savage one, where brute strength allows bullies to exploit people incapable of fighting back."
Sam Harris
I don't think it's yellow anymore. Crisis averted.
Is it now green? If so that is not a good development...that's gangrene.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
Right now it's mostly just covered in honey mustard.
so, yellow?
Indifference is Bliss
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