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    If a can of tomato paste is 3 years expired

    Best if Used by September 2007 and it doesn't stink or taste funny, it's still good, right?

    I know from experience that a can of diced tomatoes is bad after 3 years because it stinks but the tomato paste smells and tastes fine.
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    I've never heard of tomato paste. Is it like ketchup?

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    It's thicker than ketchup.
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    My instinct is to tell you you're an idiot for risking it. But I have to admit to occasion use of past-expiration food in my life.

    But OTOH, we're talking 3 YEARS past date.

    OTOOH, properly sterilized and sealed, canned goods can last indefinitely...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
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    Best if Used by September 2007 and it doesn't stink or taste funny, it's still good, right?
    Does it have to taste funny or stink to be not good? No.

    Let us know if you die of poisoning.

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    I'd say that smell is a better tool to use than labels. Bacteria that cause spoilage would give off some sort of an odor from their own waste products. Like Jrabbit says, properly sterilized and sealed, canned goods can last indefinitely.
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    I vote we let Alby try and see.
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    I just replaced our ketchup, the old bottle expired this month - after 2 years

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    Given that he said that it tastes fine, that ship has already sailed... now we just sit and wait to see if he ever posts again...
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    It's been two hours.......

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    Really?
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    He might still be alive.

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    DON'T HEAD TOWARD THE LIGHT! YOU STILL HAVE STUFF TO DO HERE!

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    ALSO, IT'S POSSIBLE YOU JUST GOT HIGH OFF BAD TOMATO PASTE AND WANDERED INTO A SUBWAY. IF YOU HEAR A RUSHING NOISE, GET YOUR STONED ASS BACK UP ON THE PLATFORM, THAT LIGHT MEANS A TRAIN IS COMING!
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    If it looks like a tomato, and it quacks like a tomato, then it's a tomato

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    Wow. Okay, there's nothing wrong with this tomato paste. It tastes fine, smells fine, but I won't be eating much of this stuff, though. I was making chili (and simmering it for 3 hours so it took a while), but I put Cayenne pepper in it (I don't know what I was thinking. I had a mental hiccup; I can't eat spicy food). I thought about doubling up the ingredients to half the amount of spice but I worry I'll just end up making twice as much of what I can't eat. I'm sure I can find someone who will gladly eat it in the morning.

    I don't know what it is or how people enjoy spicy food. Doesn't it burn your tongue and throat? Go figure. Guess some people react differently to though chemicals.



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    I've never heard of tomato paste. Is it like ketchup?
    Really, gribbler? Really? You never heard of tomato paste? What the ****?

    Do you even make food for yourself? How do you live? You live with mommy?
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    No, I just don't eat tomato paste... what the hell is it for?

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    Why can't you eat spicy food? You're such a wuss.

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    So I guess tomato paste is for people who like bland food... go figure...

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    Why do you even own Cayenne pepper if you don't even like it?

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    Spicey food.

    Tastes good and doesn't burn the throat and tongue.

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    Back in college I used to make the spiciest chili possible. Habaneros aplenty. Then I'd cook up a bunch of rice, and use that to balance out the heat.
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    Chili has tomato in some way. I'd rather use paste than stewed tomatoes. They make me gag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gribbler View Post
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    No, I just don't eat tomato paste... what the hell is it for?
    Ever heard of spaghetti sauce?

    Wow. Really? Yall call me ignorant. Look at gribbler! LOOK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
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    Ever heard of spaghetti sauce?

    Wow. Really? Yall call me ignorant. Look at gribbler! LOOK!
    Wait, is tomato paste just what you like to call tomato sauce?

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    Diced tomatoes are my preference.
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