If that's true, it's stupid.
Faux English, An Italian singing gibberish meant to sound like English
sounds like american english
I need a foot massage

If that's true, it's stupid.
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"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

Well, that's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back again.
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It is true, all non english speakers would mistakenly think that the italian guy singing gibberish is singing in English.
I need a foot massage

It's called "assume" in English. You know what they say about assuming...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

when your coloured boss died
I know the word assume, assume is a latinate word, asumir in spanish. But what do they say about assuming?
I need a foot massage

"When you assume, you take a grave risk that you may be incorrect and that may paint all in attendance in a poor light"

Assume. Makes an ass out of u and me.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

Wow, that's dumb. My version is better.

No, you assume that it's better.![]()
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

At 1:20, he messes up... his Italian-ness comes out. Notice how he pronounces syllables right there.
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"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

What the hell? Was this a hit or something?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

Yes. He has way less energy now.![]()

take this Italians![]()
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GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

Despair Italians! Despair!
@Foot: Your Video doesnt exist :/ is it this: ?
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

With effort, I can actually force my brain not to find meaning in the words I hear. Then I hear English the way non-native speakers do.

I agree with Lori and Kuci. I found that my brain was attempting to parse the non-words. It was...disturbing. But cool. But also disturbing.
I encountered this a few years ago, and looked further into it. The guy was an Italian pop icon who was a big fan of American music (especially Elvis), but was unhappy that many Italians were following American music without bothering to understand what was actually being sung, instead listening to it because it was fashionable to do so.
He made up this faux-english song to tweak them, and much to his chagrin it became a smash hit.
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