Steam Achievements are Listed!!!

[Melboz99]

Hey All,

Edit: Url Only works when I'm logged in apparently, you'll see them though when you login, I could list them, but there's over 100!

Just noticed them while preloading on my second PC today.



Dan O.

[Melboz99]

My personal favorite:

Exterminate! Exterminate!
- Win a Domination Victory.


Also,

There is an achievement granted when you "annex a previously puppeted City State", it's called "Niegbhorhood Bully". I'm glad you can annex cities that you've made into puppets, that's one thing I hated about Vassals in BTS, so hard to absorb into your empire later on. :/

Dan O.

[Krill]

Pretty much all of them are retarded achievements though.

[Stuie]

Here's the list:

Spoiler:

First in the Hearts of Your Countrymen
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Washington.

Video et Taceo
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Elizabeth.

Vivre La Revolution
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Napoleon.

Blood and Iron
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Bismarck.

Star of the North
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Catherine.

Veni, Vidi, Vici
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Caesar.

The Man Who Would Be King
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Alexander.

Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Ramesses II.

The African King
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Askia.

Arabian Knights
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Harun al-Rashid.

Age of Empire
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Darius.

Give Peace a Chance
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Gandhi.

Empire of the East
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Ramkhamhaeng.

A Woman's Work
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Wu Zetian.

Rising Sun
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Oda.

First of the Mohicans
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Hiawatha.

Montezuma's Revenge…
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Montezuma.

A Magnificent Victory
Beat the game on any difficulty setting as Suleiman.

Master of the Universe
Beat the game on any difficulty setting with each leader.

Baby Steps
Beat the game on the Settler difficulty level.

Taking off the Training Wheels
Beat the game on the Chieftain difficulty level.

The Alexman
Beat the game on the Warlord difficulty level.

Charming. Really.
Beat the game on the Prince difficulty level.

The Once and Future King
Beat the game on the King difficulty level.

The Golden Path
Beat the game on the Emperor difficulty level.

The World Is a Mess, and I Just Need to Rule It
Beat the game on the Immortal difficulty level.

Flawless Strategy
Beat the game on the Deity difficulty level.

It's Just You and Me, Kid
Beat the game on a Duel Map.

I Need More Elbow Room
Beat the game on a Tiny Map.

Living in Smallville
Beat the game on a Small Map.

It's Standard Issue
Beat the game on a Standard Map.

Do You Want to Super Size That?
Beat the game on a Large Map.

Ruler of the Twelve Colonies
Beat the game on a Huge Map.

Plate Tectonics
Beat the game on a Continents-type Map.

Going It Old School
Beat the game on a Pangaea-type Map.

Island Hopping
Beat the game on an Archipelago-type Map.

Battlefield Earth
Beat the game on an Earth-type Map.

Gotta Catch 'Em All
Beat the game on all standard map types and sizes.

Last Man Standing
Win any Multiplayer Match.

Say Hello to My Little Friend
Reach Ally Status with a City State.

Neighborhood Bully
Annex a previously puppetted City State.

Engineer
Build a Wonder.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Upgrade a Unit.

Moving on Up
Earn a Unit Promotion.

Two Men Enter, One Man Leave
Completely defeat another Civ and remove them from the game.

Second City
Found a second city.

Treasure Hunter
Discover an ancient ruin.

We Have the Technology
Fully explore the Tech Tree.

The Wonder Years
Build all the Wonders, across any number of playthroughs.

Enlightened Ruler
Unlock all Social Policies, across any number of playthroughs.

Model of a Modern Major-General
Train all Units, across any number of playthroughs.

Peace and Prosperity
Begin a Golden Age.

City of Lights
Develop a city to produce more than 100 culture per turn.

City of Science
Develop a city to produce more than 100 science per turn.

City of Gold
Develop a city to produce more than 100 gold per turn.

Land Baron
Purchase 1000 tiles, across any number of playthroughs.

I'm on a Boat!
Embark a Unit.

Here Ends the Noble Savage
Raze 100 Barbarian camps, across any number of playthroughs.

Seriously?!?
Have another Civ beat you to completing a Wonder 10 times.

One to Rule Them All
Beat the game on any difficulty setting with only one city.

Go Boldly Where No Man Has Gone Before
Win a Space Victory.

The Best State of a Republic
Win a Cultural Victory.

The Pen is Mightier
Win a Diplomatic Victory.

Exterminate! Exterminate!
Win a Domination Victory.

To Stand the Test of Time
Beat the game with all victory conditions.

I Can Has Nukes?
Drop a Nuke on another Civ.

Experimenter
Play a game with a Mod.

Expansionist
Download a Mod.

Connoisseur
Rate a Mod.

With Liberty and Justice for All
Fully Explore the Liberty Policy Track.

Lux Perpetua Luceat Eis
Fully Explore the Piety Policy Track.

Diplomacy by Other Means
Fully Explore the Autocracy Policy Track.

With an Iron Fist
Fully Explore the Order Policy Track.

Master of the House
Fully Explore the Tradition Policy Track.

Death Before Shame
Fully Explore the Honor Policy Track.

Team Player
Fully Explore the Patronage Policy Track.

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees
Fully Explore the Commerce Policy Track.

Eighty-Eight Miles per Hour
Fully Explore the Rationalism Policy Track.

Freedom Isn't Free
Fully Explore the Freedom Policy Track.

The Explorer
Discover 100 Natural Wonders.

The Appian Way
Build 1000 roads, across any number of playthroughs.

Forty-Niner
Build 1000 mines, across any number of playthroughs.

Merchant King
Trade 100 resources, across any number of playthroughs.

Magellan
Prove that the world is round by uncovering a connected loop of tiles around the circumference of the world.

Paul Bunyan
Chop down 1000 forest tiles, across any number of playthroughs.

God Is Great
Construct 1000 Temples, across any number of playthroughs.

Flying Fortress
Bomb an enemy city with a B-17.

Arab Trader
Trade a luxury resource to another Civ that you earned through a city with a Bazaar.

Gardens of Lake Texcoco
Build a Floating Garden in a city with a lake tile in its radius.

Riddle of the Sphinx
Rush a wonder as Egypt with a Great Engineer.

Three Musketeers
Kill a unit with a French Musketeer when two other Musketeers are providing flanking bonuses.

People of the Longhouse
Build a longhouse in a city with at least 4 unchopped forests in its radius.

Bollywood
As Gandhi, win a cultural victory with 3 or fewer cities in your empire.

Kamikaze Attack
Kill an enemy unit attacking with a Japanese unit with just 1 HP remaining.

All Roads Lead to Rome
Build a road with a Roman Legion.

Sun Tzu's Art of War
As Wu Zetian, earn a Great General through battle.

Barbarian Warlord
As Bismarck, convert the Barbarians from 10 camps to your side.

Barbary Pirate
As Suleiman, accumulate a navy with 10 Barbarian naval units.

Tomb Raider
Pillage gold from an Egyptian city with a burial tomb in it.

My Little Pony
As Catherine, research Horseback Riding before any other Civ.

Ruler of the Seas
As Elizabeth, sink and destroy 357 enemy naval units, across any number of playthroughs.

Conquest of the World
As Alexander, defeat every known player by 350 BC.

He Threw a Car at My Head!
Have any city ransomed by Barbarians.

[MxM]

One city challenge is in:

One to Rule Them All
Beat the game on any difficulty setting with only one city.

[Sir Og]

This:

Three Musketeers
Kill a unit with a French Musketeer when two other Musketeers are providing flanking bonuses.

And to a degree these:

My Little Pony
As Catherine, research Horseback Riding before any other Civ.

Conquest of the World
As Alexander, defeat every known player by 350 BC.

Are the only non retarded acheivments.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

I Can Has Nukes?

[OneFootInTheGrave]

we need "proper achievements" thread

[Sir Og]

Can we mod acheivments or this is a steam thing that cannot be changed?

Also the inside joke with Alexman made me smile but apart from that these acheivemnts are soo boring and unimaginative.

[Krill]

The achievements are not moddable, but OTOH, there is no reason why suggestions couldn't make it in as new achievements.

[Snotty]

Most of the achievements work to form a record. Ive won with this leader, or on this map, or at this difficulty. Thats the same as most games- Ive got a record that Ive beat this level or boss.

Achievements for winning with all leaders/maps etc give you something to work towards, a reason to finish a game with the songhai if you havent done so. That adds replayability.

As with most games some achievements are simple - build a wonder, upgrade a unit. These reward you for having grasped important gameplay concepts.

Some reward for playing the game more - did you build 1000 roads or 1000 mines first? i know will be interested to find out.

Some are fun, like the ones you have pointed out - 3 musketeers etc

Most importantly I can look at your achievements list as see that youve only ever won on chieftan on duel so probably I should take your advice with a pinch of salt.

[Sir Og]

These are good points but they still could have thought of some more interesting and funny acheivements to add.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

there should be a lot of really tough achievements, like killed 10000 musketeers. Pleayed civ and won blindfolded, and such.

[wodan11]

(Mentally comparing to Starcraft's achievements)

Some good points by people here...

[OzzyKP]

The Alexman
Beat the game on the Warlord difficulty level.