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    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/interna...#ixzz0ofYvk05e

    Watched the video. Ouch.

    "[The horn] went though the tongue and penetrated the roof of the mouth, fracturing the jawbone," one of the medics who worked on Aparicio told AFP news in Madrid.

    The Seville native, a member of a well-known family of matadors, was in grave condition last night but expected to survive.

    "We don't have a reason to fear for his life, although he will have a very slow recuperation," Dr. Maximo Garcia Padros told El Pais newspaper.
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  • #2
    ouch indeed
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    • #3
      Damn. It. A few more degrees back and the world would have been rid of that ***hole matador. Hope the wound gets infected.
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #4
        Oh I'm sorry, I meant to say, "Olé, mother****er!"
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          Half of the bulls are drugged before the "fight". "Olé, mother****er!"
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          • #6
            What did they do to the bull?

            Was he killed, or did they move him to a nice farm as reward for his victory,
            where he can spend the rest of his life and have lots of sex,
            to be father of a new generation of successful arena bulls?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Proteus_MST View Post
              did they move him to a nice farm as reward for his victory,
              where he can spend the rest of his life and have lots of sex,
              to be father of a new generation of successful arena bulls?
              The cake is a lie.
              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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              • #8
                Now that would be a REAL sport, if scientists got together and bred a superior fighting bull that could fight a matador on even terms.
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                • #9
                  It's nice to see the bull win once in a while. Especially since they end up killing the bull if he doesn't win.
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                  • #10
                    Ouch. Reminds me of Hot Fuzz.
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                    • #11
                      That guy is incredibly lucky if you consider the other ways that that horn could have pushed up through him... going through his mouth was probably the best outcome possible considering. Everything else would have been fatal or permanently debilitating.
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