What Is The Biological Purpose For Early Morning Erections?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

What are you?

The owner of a working penis. What are you?

[Drake Tungsten]

You old men must not get very hard if you can piss with morning wood.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

You lot must be a crashing disappointment to the ladies in your lives. "Sorry- I need to get good, soft and floppy to deal with this or it'll be ruptured bladder time"

(Much later)

"Are you still there? I think it's getting hard again."

[Wiglaf]

Yes it is much more romantic to spray piss everywhere and then have sex.

[Wiglaf]

NOT THAT YOU CAN even spray piss with a bonar.

[Imran Siddiqui]

HARRR!!! You slipped up!

[Drake Tungsten]

You lot must be a crashing disappointment to the ladies in your lives. "Sorry- I need to get good, soft and floppy to deal with this or it'll be ruptured bladder time"

I get morning wood because I'm ready to ****; I'll piss afterward, if I need to. I don't have to piss every 30 minutes like an old man...

[rah]

30 would good for me.

[Ecofarm]

Are you sure that you are in ownership of a penis, Wiggy?

I was thinking the same thing. That hair dryer thread was just too much.

[MrFun]

I never thought Wiggy-pooh is such a sissy.

Real men don't complain/question about their morning woody - they take pride in it and know what to do with it.

[Solomwi]

You **** with it.

Then after that takes care of the swelling, you go piss, washing out the stragglers with a piss you WOULD HAVE TAKEN ANYWAY.

No trying to piss through an erection. No having to take an extra piss after you get laid later in the day. No stragglers gumming up the works. IT'S EFFICIENCY IN MOTION.

[Solomwi]

Expertise does not equal conflict of interest, Ecofarm.

[Ecofarm]

I don't think people named Salami should be allowed to post in erection threads. Conflict of interest and all.

[HalfLotus]

One of the few posts worthy of a DP. /clap

[Hauldren Collider]

One of the few posts worthy of a DP. /clap

lolz DP harharhar