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  • What's the gayest way to tell time?

    (poll)
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    Whipping it out (cellular phone)
    18.18%
    2
    Flashing it (wristwatch)
    27.27%
    3
    Whipping out your banana
    54.55%
    6
    Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
    RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

  • #2
    1a. Wrapping another man's dick around your wrist and drawing a watch face on it with a Sharpie.

    1b. Using the sunlight shining in through your bedroom window and the erect penis of your lover to fashion an ad hoc sundial.
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    • #3
      I suppose one could use a rudimentary water-clock technique from the level of anal seepage, but I'll leave it to the resident experts to comment
      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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      • #4
        Drake, even after reading 1a in the other thread, I still chuckled again.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #5
          By having to remove your watch from your boyfriends rectum after forgetting to remove it prior to fisting him the night before?
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #6
            Squeezing out anal beads on the hour.
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #7
              Turning your head back to look at the clock on your bedside table while another man pounds your *******.
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              • #8
                It wasn't because you weren't satisfying me, Drake. I just had a dinner date to keep and didn't want to be late.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #9
                  By Replying: Sodomy-thirty
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    Sun dial.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      It wasn't because you weren't satisfying me, Drake.



                      Whew.
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                      ASHER FOR CEO!!
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                      • #12
                        Alarm ****. Tells you when you're already up.
                        "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                        ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                        "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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