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    Shocking news: Elton John Approves gay marriage



    Never saw this coming.
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    Well, if the pope would do the same and allow priests to marry - even if they are gay, it could probably save a lot of altar boys from unwanted "attention".

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    good for elton john
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    Ben, do you realize that by making this copycat thread the implication is "common sense thread titles with a 'Shocking News' prefix"?

    Is this a freudian admission that anti-gay people are, in fact, gay? Which means, you are coming out of the closet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    Ben, do you realize that by making this copycat thread the implication is "common sense thread titles with a 'Shocking News' prefix"?

    Is this a freudian admission that anti-gay people are, in fact, gay? Which means, you are coming out of the closet?


    What utter self-pwnage by Ben
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    Still the top thread.

    Mission accomplished.
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    We all know you're not going to be a top.
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    Yes, he picked Catholicism because he likes having a strong man over him: "It's reigning men! Hallelujah!"

    EDIT: For the record, I don't intend to join in on the general BK dogpile. I just felt like making that elaborately shitty pun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elok View Post
    EDIT: For the record, I don't intend to join in on the general BK dogpile.
    It's more a pack of wild dogs simultaneously humping a corpse than a dogpile.

    EDIT: Not happy with the phrasing. Is "it's not so much a dogpile, as a pack of wild dogs each humping the same corpse" any better?
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    But only in California?
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    They can keep it there thanks..it always was a bit of a strange place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinko View Post
    They can keep it there thanks..it always was a bit of a strange place.
    "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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    Quote Originally Posted by EPW View Post
    good for elton john
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