Egypt officially has the highest approval rating in the world! To celebrate this, the Great Pharaoh Ramesses II has ordered a day of festivities!
And, for one day, sugar dates will be free for all!
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PM Frank was interrupted by his generals as he was signing some Indian letters:
Generals:
Prime Minister it seems that Byzantium threatens us that they will intervene. They call us butchers!
Frank:
Is that saw, where was Justinian when Greece needed help, where was he when we gave enough warnings to the Arabs to leave Greece.
Generals:
Well Sir, it doesn’t matter, they will now intervene. We are preparing for the worse; all armies have been put on high alarm. Our Korean friends are sending reinforcements. All cities have orders to switch to military buildup. All obsolete units will be upgraded to Red Coats and Machine Gunners.
Frank:
Hmmm has it come down to this, I though diplomacy was going somewhere with Justinian. We were having progress on this Arab/Greek war.
Generals:
Sir it seems their letters failed to reach us in time, some kind of a blackout, they just arrived though.
Frank:
Well I will immediately write to Justinian and seek a ASAP solution to this, before it get out of hands.
Generals:
Sir what you do not know is that we have resumed our Intel on Byzantium, there is just too little trust currently, we have to know what is going on in Byzantium.
Frank:
Hmm that is disappointing; we had an understanding with the Byzantines on this. But I guess security comes first in these times of trouble.

Egypt officially has the highest approval rating in the world! To celebrate this, the Great Pharaoh Ramesses II has ordered a day of festivities!
And, for one day, sugar dates will be free for all!
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Rip van Greekle rejoices at the news!!
And thankyou to our allies and friends.
Greece is prepared to leave the last remaining Greek city in Arabian hands if it quells a wider war. We would like some of our workers back though.
Greece has lost much and details may be forthcoming but for now our pride is restored and we wish to see a new peace!!

Rip van Greekle we are happy to see you willing to talk peace.
I will immediatly send orders to our western armies and have them return to England.
It is good to see your readiness to compromise so that this continent can find again peace.
I hope that by returning you one of your cities we have fulfilled our debt to you.
PM Frank

Prime Minister Frank,
Now you can see why it would had been better for everyone if we had converted Byzantium to Sha'Tao and removed their evil leadership. They could watch poor Greece exterminated because that's their interest.
We are too far from this conflict, but know that India supports it's taoist brothers in their mission to protect Greece against Byzantium's evil forces.
Empress Shakti

Empress Shakti
Thank you, my cabinet and I have never doubted your support for your taoist brothers.
As i said England has complited what was asked by us from the Greek government.
Now we await Greece to make peace with Arabia.
PM Frank

Justinian read the latest intelligence reports from the English capital and the the diplomatic post.
He shook his head at the lastest from Korea, knowing full well that there were Korean soliders positioned but a period's march from the Byzantine border. He could see the crafinesss of their policy - Korea defend England, so English troops are free to massacre the Arabs - but knew that no nation woudl be fooled that this still amounted to England and Korea combining together to attack the Arabs.
But then he called for some water and splashed his face with it, reminding himself that he must not get wound up by the Koreas - there were many lives at stake.
He read through the diplomatic and intelligence documents again.
Nodding he smiled.
The latest from Prime Minister Frank was hopeful, positive even. At last the long friendship between the English and Byznatines (he laughed warmly remembering the old slogan of 'the people of the red cross') was bearing fruit and looked as if it would avert world war.
The English had flexed their muscles. Well, the Arabs did need to understand that they were in danger of going from reason to excess, which nobody, Byzantium included would support. We had made it clear diplomactically, but well, perhaps it is not surprising that the English did so militarily.
But the English had seen the sense in pausing and withdrawing their armies. They too knew the dangers of appearing to go to excess.
Now a moment for peace to have a chance.
- Greeks knowing that they could not simply demand a return of everything under the threat of the English and Koreas annihilating the Arabs
- Arabs knowing that they could not just continue the war, hoping that Byzantium's policy of non-intevention gave them so blank cheque.
Justinian ordered his generals to stay their hand. To remain watchful in case the English withdrawal did not happen, but he was confident that it would.
Βασιλεύς Βασιλέων Βασιλεύων Βασιλευόντων

Rip van Greekle Statesman of Greece,
I salute your wisdom and courage in these difficult hours. Be assured that, just as Byzantium has done nothing to cut trade links between our countries in these difficult times, and many of our people live with mixed nationalities on our borders, Byzantium will rejoice in a return to the peace and prosperity which had been shared for millenia across our borders.
Saladin of the Arabs, mightly warrior,
Conclude a fair peace, my neighbour. Greed leads to failure, as the Vampire Queen herself found out, but wisdom leads to modest gains and prosperity. I trust your diplomacy is as successful as you war.
Justinian.

The northern Mali colony flourishes these days. Not too long ago, the first settlers from the mainland boarded ships headed across the sea. The colony now stands at three cities strong, the third city founded within the last 10 years. Let the Mali people be the first to demonstrate that war is not necessary for growth.

Yes, we aware of the so called "Hippeh movement". These useless, lazy men and women cause more and more trouble here too and even our inqusition can't cope with their large numbers anymore. So we decided to build a reservation for them, a "naional park", in some forest around one of our overseas colonies and deport them all there. We suggest you follow our example.
Shakti

The korean ambassader to Byzantine walked across the road again, he had spen his whole life here in Byzantine afte rhis father the former ambassader had moved here.
He had wlaked th estreets of Constantinople , he had enjoyed the lavish fetes held by the Byzantines. His children attended traditional Byzantine schools. His wife was a Byzantine woman.
Over the past few months, his joy at living insuch a splendourous country had turned more and more to sadness.
Messages from home coming across his desk, he was instructed to take more and more regular missives to his counterpart across the road.
His Byzantine counterpart was his freind. The best man at his wedding. They had shared beers after work evrey day.
That was until the Greek Invasion. With that invasion somehow everthing changed. But looking back now, he should have seen it coming, his freind across the road had become more secretive for about 6 mths before the invasion.
Hisd firend had not even mentioned the Arab army travleing through Byzantine to him, his bosses back in Korea had qwuestioned his ability.
And so began the feelings of mistrust. Eventually he and his friend had stopped meeting socially. No contact except the ever increasing messages from Korea to Byzantine.
And now he wlaked again across the road. His heart heavy with grief from the content of the letter. The Koreans were unhappy with the latest letters from Byzantine.
He had read them, seen them blatantly accusing Korea of slaughtering arabs. Accusations of the highest order.
And so he crossed the road one last time. He enquired at the front office for his freind, he was informed he was out but he was well aware that his friend was indeed in having seen him lookin gout the window above into the street.
He sighed a heavy sigh and handed the young Byzantine lady the letter and turned and walked out one last time.
Outside he was met by the Korean secret service and escorted south to the English borders.
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To the Byzantine Ministry
From Koh Jung Korean Ambassador to Byzantine
It is with heavy heart that i wish to inform you that I have been recalled to Korea as the government have taken umbridge with your accusations and bleeive you have gone too far.
Korea officialy closes it Diplomatic Embassy till an apoloigy is forwarded.
Farewell my friend.
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Kim Jin Sil stood in front of the mirror and reaarenged his clothing one last time. Tomight was his big night. He hadstudied under the greats for this oppurtunity. The ancients would be proud of how hard he had studied to get here.
From the obscure village on Hope Island through the Tao tmeples and Tao Universities. Led my some of the Great Tao teachers.
Now he had been honoured with the title of Tao Priest to India. The position had been vacant for many many years. Taoism had faced a massive split about three centruies ago as two extreme views formed. The Indians and the Koreans had virtually cut each other off for cneturies.
Now a new revitalistion was occcuring, Korean and Indian Priests had been in communication secretly for decades and now, with offical approval of the Korean Miniistry, Kim was now on the first official Korean visit to India.
As a young Taoist priest he was eager to impress his Indian hosts.
To get th e opurtunity to pray at the Holy of Holies for Taoists.
This could be a new turning point.

To All Nations Of The World:
After years of war and slavery of the Ottoman people, Selim has been exiled to an African prison forever.
A powerful group of Ottoman traders has elected Caliph Mustafa III to right the wrongs of Selim's maniacal rule and bring the Ottoman Empire back to prosperity. We welcome delegates from ALL nations and will be taking the next few months to assess our situation and realign ourselves on the right path. Until then, we put the following up for consideration:
- We have 4 African cities that we are open to negotiate away
- We seek technology and formidable naval units
- We currently have the 6th largest army in the world that, if we are able to call peace with Russia, will be up for purchase or lease
Direct all queries by private messenger.
ALL HAIL CALIPH MUSTAFA III

Korean Government officals read with interest the missivie from the Ottomans, little contact had been had with them so the leadership decided now was the time to action a new reltionship
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Caliph Mustafa III
Greetings in the name of Tao.
For too long we have been distant to you and your people not jsut by distance of land and sea but by ideollogy. In this new enlightened world we wish to discuss mutally befiicial trade and arrangements for closer ties.
We wish to establish a new embassy in your nation with a delegation of Korean diplomats.
if this is to your liking we will send over our appointed Ambassaders hencewith.
Korean High Command.
General Lu Sing Fait

General Lu Sing Fait,
Your delegation is most welcome, please join me at the capital as I cannot guarantee your safety on the African continent at this moment.
Caliph Mustafa III


Yes. We thank England and trust we will build a solid peace with Arabia.
A cease fire has been signed.
Greece extends the hand of friendship to all her neighbors and cries for the suffering by all families effected by the bloodshed.
Rip is proposing talks with Arabia to try to understand where things went wrong and to work together in achieving a stronger Arabia and stronger Greece.
Diplomacy to air grievances is crucial.
"I would like to ask those that can to contribute to a peace fund for both Arabia and Greece.
Arabia will be returning our workers and we are very grateful for this.
What Greece needs is a few settlers, if anyone can oblige, and some gold.
Do not worry if you can not help.
Arabia may need assistance too.
May peace prevail and all gods be blessed."
Rip van Greekle.

this is a story about New Persia
Crowning of Darius starts golden age
The people of New Persia, inspired by their new king, were more productive then ever! A spirit of happiness and enthusiasm filled all people. The commercial revenues raised a lot. New Persia now was definitely the largest and most productive colony on earth. A strong army had been trained to defend the nation.
Darius made some changes to the administrative structure of the nation.
- Free Market
- Representation
While Achmal had controlled the market, Darius decided to release it from governmental control. This immediately resulted in a growing economy.
While Darius was the monarch of New Persia, he gave all citizen of Persia (both those from Russian and Persian offspring) a vote. Every city of the nation would elect a representative to rule New Persia, with Darius as the chief of the administration.Persians are allowed to elect representatives.
The Golden Age inspires all people to work harder!
this is a story about Media
Medians drafted into the army
Hairy Guru (while scratching his ears) can't believe Media is a 'Hairy Nation' again!
Fat Guru's killed during Hairy Revival.Hairy Hastogianism Inspires Medians
Oroetes shortly after his self-installation as Steward of Media, reinstalled Hairy Hastogianism as the State Religion of Media. The Fat Gurus protested! "This can NOT come from Guru Beli'Az!" they yelled. But Oroetes entered the chamber of Beli'Az, and when he left it again, he ordered to kill all the Fat Guru's to be executed, in the name of Guru Beli'Az of Media.
"Beli'Az has switched sides" he told the people. "Hastog has spoken to him, while he was meditating, and showed him the true nature of Hastogianism, which is Hairy!"
The majority of the Medians was Hairy, and not many asked questions about the real deal with Guru Beli'Az and his ever ongoing meditations. They cheered in the streets and were inspired by the new Hairy Hastogianistic administration.
The people produced more and earned more money.
Apart from changing the state religion once again, Oroetes also installed a drafting system. All young men had to be available to serve in the army during times of war.
The new Free Market also boosted the economy.
New times for Media! Some expected Media to start flourishing under Oroetes more then ever before!
Oroetes, being mesmerized by all the kind words, felt like he could rule the world. He started to make plans to bring New Persia under Median control gain, in secret. He dreamed about being the Emperor of Media and New Persia.
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Force is always beside the point when subtlety will serve
Darius order to kill Oroetes

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Force is always beside the point when subtlety will serve
Darius order to kill Oroetes

Darius, people of New Persia,
We are happy to inform you that the Indian high command has approved your request to join the glorious Indian Empire!
Well, we know of course that there were no official request yet, but we know your sentiment, your wish to unite with our people, to be part of the great Empire with all the benefits, without giving up anything.
-Your autonomy will be granted along with all the existing Indian colonies, you will have complete freedom in domestical matters and naturally you would enjoy the protection of the greatest power on earth.
-By joining the empire you could ensure that you will be trained in the ways of Sha'Tao well, so your soul would be safe from the evil forcess when they come to devour the world.
-A great chance to cut yourself free from the corrupted Media.
We are waiting for your official request so we can celebrate.
Empress Shakti
PS:
Don't dissapoint us..

this is a story about New Persia
Empress Shakti,
We are delighted to receive this invitation from you!
Some of our spies report that soon Median ships filled with Grenadiers will arrive on our shores to reclaim us as a Median colony.
I would die before New Persia would become a colony of Media again!
Please protect our cities with the teachings of Sha'Tao to protect us against Hastogianism.
In response to your request: Yes! We do want to become a part of the Indian Empire!
Please send 20 of your finest Infantry armies to my control immediately so that I can protect New Persian cities against the Medians!
As soon as all our cities have been converted into Taoists, I will hand over the control of all New Persian cities to you.
I will open our borders immediately so that you can send your missionaries, and hand over your defence troops.
In friendship,
King Darius I of New Persia
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Force is always beside the point when subtlety will serve
Darius order to kill Oroetes

tis lal so confusing

King Darius,
You shall not worry! We won't let those greedy hastogianists reclaim and exploit your fair cities! Only over your dead bodies..ehm.. I mean over our soldiers' dead bodies!
We did not know that the situation was such dire, we of course will send our army to protect you, even bring the fight to Media so they will learn not to threaten freedom ever again.
I suggest you start putting your colonies under Indian authority for the more efficient cooperation. Hold on untill our forces arrive and try to stall for time.
Empress Shakti

this is a story about New Persia
Queen Shakti,
I am disappointed that you can't send this help at once.
Apparently the Medians are able to send more and stronger reinforcements to New Russia then you can. My hope was on you, but now I fear that both New Persia AND New India may fall if the Medians continue their expansionism, inspired by your public messages. Who can be sure now if the Medians will stick to their mutual non-aggression pact with you?
God forbid that the Medians hear about this and send their ships immediately to your poorly defended New Russian shores! WHO WILL HELP US THEN, when you are gone?
Next time you invite us into the Indian Empire, please put your money where your mouth is and be ready to welcome us. Now you brought the both of us in an impossible situation.
Word has reached me that 4 galleons and 2 indianmen filled with Median grenadiers and canons are about to land somewhere on New Russia!
If you can't send armies, please send all your money immediately! And please take my advise, defend yourself as well!
I will place my cities under your direct control as soon as you have proven to be able to defend us, and teach all our cities the ways of Sha'Tao!
If I place them under you control now, they will fall to the Medians immediately since their armies outnumber yours.
King Darius of New Persia
(in response to msg below received in private)
Originally Posted by India (DoC)
Force is always beside the point when subtlety will serve
Darius order to kill Oroetes

this is a story about Media
Shakti of India,
My armies are about to enter New Russia and end the Persian uprising against the Median empire. Do not interfere or I will consider our non aggression pact because of a violation of the pact by India. I will also call upon my allies to counter your expansionism. New Russia is Median. Don't be mesmerized by the Median aspiration of independence. The highest ranked soldiers of the New Persian armies are Median generals.
We will however continue to respect your New Russian colonies if you will live up to our non-aggression pact and keep your hands of our colonies.
But don't be mistaken, a war between India and Media could not start under better circumstances then the current ones for Media. If not for the pact we signed, I would invade you unprovoked and take your weakly defended cities straight away.
Steward Oroetes, on behalf of Guru Beli'Az of Media
Force is always beside the point when subtlety will serve
Darius order to kill Oroetes

((Last edit, shorter version: not happy about publishing pms, but alright.. however the one up there is out of context without the other letter I was refering to ))
Last edited by India (DoC); February 12, 2010 at 18:46.

Steward Oroetes,
Despite what you might have heard we are not planing to take any military action against You, and you too should avoid breaking the sweat peace we have in the colonies. You know as well as I do that none of us could fully controll and defend those cities right now, so a conflict only would led to bloodshed and destruction.
We urge you not to send military units to the region because that could endanger the peace between us.
Empress Shakti

there should be no problem publishing pms.... you can deny them and claim they fake if you like.. but it al lpart of diplo...

this is a story about Media
Shakti of India,
Do not interfere with Median internal business, and we will not break the 'sweat peace' in the colonies.
I will punish King Darius for leaking your secret communications to him. It shall not happen again when I'm done with him.
Steward Oroetes, on behalf of Guru Beli'Az of Media
Force is always beside the point when subtlety will serve
Darius order to kill Oroetes

Offer of Peace
Russia welcomes the new ruler in Ottomania and offers Peace as a first initiative to repairing relations.
Bare derutsya — u kholopov chuby treschat.
The Russian Dynasty:
Samo the Headbanded
Catherine the Progenitor
Dominika Ekatarinova
(Konya the Lost)
Igor Exilaskaya
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