Should I insult Sloww now?

[Drake Tungsten]

Lori says he's going to ban me if I insult Sloww one more time. This is ridiculous, as Sloww clearly deserves all the flack he's been getting and, quite frankly, I'm a little pissed that Lori is going out of his way to protect him. Losing the ability to post at Poly doesn't really bother me in general, so I'm very tempted to insult Sloww right away as a big "**** you" to our new Ming.

That being said, it's college football Saturday tomorrow and I want to be able to gloat if a big upset happens. If Texas or TCU happen to lose, for example, I want to be around to taunt Sloww mercilessly.

So, what do ya'll think I should do? Drop the insult now just to spite Lori? Or save the insult until tomorrow night on the off-chance that I get to really lay something hurtful on Sloww?

[Japher]

invalid poll




Sloww's a rat bastard, Cincinnati game tonight should be good... I didn't know they played football in Texas.

[BeBro]

Flack

Flak

[loinburger]

It seems to me that Sloww has been acting even more abrasive and stupid of late, so I'm sure if you exercise a little patience he'll say something worthy of being insulted shortly. If by some miracle he doesn't do so by the time his team loses tomorrow, then insult him at that time. Either way, no need to blow your load just yet, as I'm sure you've already insulted him for everything he needed to be insulted over at this time.

[Drake Tungsten]

I found that argument very persuasive, but I must reject it because a poster who has spoken of dickgirls in the past simply can't be serious about anything.

[Boris Godunov]

Is Sloww similarly prohibited from insulting, say, loinburger?

Is there a threshhold of number of insults of which we all need to be aware? Does the content of the insult make a difference, or the context in which it occurs?

Perhaps a flowchart of some kind would be helpful for us all.

[loinburger]

It's evidently permissible to make an unlimited number of tasteless jokes about mental illness and spinal cord injuries, just don't call anybody stupid. ("Retard" may be allowable as it may be a union of mental illness and stupidity (e.g. dementia).) Perhaps Drake could get away with calling Sloww a parapelic paranoid schizophrenic without it qualifying as an insult?

[AAHZ]

in b4/Lori

[Drake Tungsten]

What's Lori going to do? I haven't insulted Sloww in this thread.

[AAHZ]

he will say the thrade title is "inappropriate" as it will be "baiting" Sloww or somesuch

[BeBro]

Is Sloww similarly prohibited from insulting, say, loinburger?

Is there a threshhold of number of insults of which we all need to be aware? Does the content of the insult make a difference, or the context in which it occurs?

Perhaps a flowchart of some kind would be helpful for us all.

If the trend continues in future polytubbies will have to throw out a minimum weekly or monthly number of insults per poster otherwise they get banned

[Boris Godunov]

Or else it should be like cell phone minutes, with a rollover plan.

That way, Guynemer can just snap one day and go on a multi-hour, multi-thread insult frenzy and not get banned right away, so we are all entertained.

[-Jrabbit]

It seems to me that Sloww has been acting even more abrasive and stupid of late, so I'm sure if you exercise a little patience he'll say something worthy of being insulted shortly. If by some miracle he doesn't do so by the time his team loses tomorrow, then insult him at that time. Either way, no need to blow your load just yet, as I'm sure you've already insulted him for everything he needed to be insulted over at this time.

Drake, your instinct was right. I can confirm that, against all odds, dickgirl-boy has presented a compelling argument for patience.

BTW, loin, have I told you how much I dislike your avatar? I think you should either (a) change it back or (b) change your handle to groinburger.

[BlackCat]

(b) change your handle to groinburger.

Maybe even groinhurt(er)

[Riesstiu IV]

Do it now.

[Drake Tungsten]

Too late. loinburger convinced me to not blow my load just yet.

[Riesstiu IV]

What the hell? You're going to blow your load on Sloww?

[Ben Kenobi]

Must.Refrain.From.Obvious.Comeback...

Oh what the hell. You only live once.

I'd much rather Drake bust his load over me. Why waste all that delightful spunk on Slowwy?

[Drake Tungsten]

I'd much rather Drake bust his load over me.

This is a surprise to no one.

[Guynemer]

That way, Guynemer can just snap one day and go on a multi-hour, multi-thread insult frenzy and not get banned right away, so we are all entertained.

[Ben Kenobi]

What, not even a laugh? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

[BlackCat]

What, not even a laugh? I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

Sorry, but the fullfillment of your inner dreams isn't something that call for a smiley

[MrFun]

How I view Slowwy is more ambiguous - on one hand, I simply lose all patience with Slowwy at times but I still like Slowwy for some reason.

As for Drake's melodramatic dilemma - I really think Drake is just sexually frustrated in being separated from KrazyHorse over long distance. So he wants to take it out on Slowwy.

[SlowwHand]

Lori says he's going to ban me if I insult Sloww one more time. This is ridiculous, as Sloww clearly deserves all the flack he's been getting and, quite frankly, I'm a little pissed that Lori is going out of his way to protect him. Losing the ability to post at Poly doesn't really bother me in general, so I'm very tempted to insult Sloww right away as a big "**** you" to our new Ming.

That being said, it's college football Saturday tomorrow and I want to be able to gloat if a big upset happens. If Texas or TCU happen to lose, for example, I want to be around to taunt Sloww mercilessly.

So, what do ya'll think I should do? Drop the insult now just to spite Lori? Or save the insult until tomorrow night on the off-chance that I get to really lay something hurtful on Sloww?

A) I don't give a rat's about your "insults". You can go play hide and go **** yourself. The repetitive, redundant, over and over again gets old, sure. Can't you come up with any fresh material?

B) WTF is about TCU? I may have uttered the name before, but I've certainly made it abundantly clear that I'm primarily a fan of the Texas Tech Red Raiders, and secondly, yes, the Longhorns.

C) You are one pathetic s.o.b.

D) Take your mentally deficient blow buddy, loinburger, and try to do something of worth.

[Drake Tungsten]

I imagine Sloww isn't going to be reprimanded for those insults.

[SlowwHand]

You're so stupid.

[Drake Tungsten]

Or that one.

[Imran Siddiqui]

How I view Slowwy is more ambiguous - on one hand, I simply lose all patience with Slowwy at times but I still like Slowwy for some reason.

As for Drake's melodramatic dilemma - I really think Drake is just sexually frustrated in being separated from KrazyHorse over long distance. So he wants to take it out on Slowwy.

Hey! I actually agree 100% with this post


Oh, and Slow probably should get restricted for his latest insults. A bit over the line. But this is not my forum...

[SlowwHand]

Screw you, too. Look at the thread title and content, idiot.

[Imran Siddiqui]

You really want to go down this road?