Great Ottomans, May thy wifes grow hairy mustaches,
I take your silence as an confirmation.
From now on Ottomania and Persia will be aligned
in the name of Hastog the Hairy!
Terms are like I proposed.
No war it will be.
I will have to calm down my soldiers.
They are hungry for war!
But Hastog gave us peace.
We do not know why we deserved this terrible blessing.
But Hastog works in mysterious ways.
We know that if we stay true to Hastog
He will bring us the joy of war again!
In the future we will taste the doom of decease.
But we will not fight each other, Ottomans!
Unless Hastog pleases us by making you to break
our pact! How sweet would that be!
We offer you to take over the two cities
you settled quickly under the pressure of fear.
Both cities are close to Media and we are
very happy to release you from the burden
of paying maintenance.
I do not see why you were insulted by
Only the weak are insulted. Don't be weak!
Despite the fact that I intended to settle
more villages on the so called peninsula,
I was entertained by your courage and
quick action, to settle the land before we
were able to!
Now that did not insult me!
So why did we insult you?
Life is the game of doom, great Ottomans.
Play it! Don't be afraid to lose, it's only
game after all! BUWHahahaha!
So now be gone and don't beg for our cities.
We have plenty of space to settle our cities.
But plenty is never enough!
I did not send those armies there for nothing.
They are there to defend ourselves for the case
that you decide to grab what you want.
I encourage you to grab what you want!
But I will not sit idle when you try to!
And don't be mistaken, the teachings of Hastog
tell me to grab what I want in return.
So show some courage, and try to take it by force.
But don't be disapointed when your attempt fails
and we take what we want in return.
It's all a game, remember! BUwhahahaha!
But now we're at least on the same team.
Boring, but if that's what Hastog wants, then so be it.
Great Guru Ahm'Az of the Hairy Hastogianists
Leader of Persia