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  • I cut myself shaving

    Should I let it bleed or start attaching toilet paper squares?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

  • #2
    Originally posted by Wezil View Post
    let it bleed
    Love that song. Also the correct the answer.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #3
      I think I'm going into shock.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Nah. Your hands would be shaking too violently to type.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          There are no atheists in foxholes. Meditate on this koan for long enough and the bleeding will stop one way or another.
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          • #6
            Loin's got a point.

            If you die, you'll stop bleeding.
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #7
              Great. One more problem in my life that death will solve.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #8
                Death solves all of life's problems. That might be the one enduring lesson I've learned in my years as a physician.
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                  Should I let it bleed or start attaching toilet paper squares?
                  Be glad you're not on blood thinners.
                  Shouldn't this be under My Life Is Average?
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Bleed.

                    I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                    • #11
                      Depends on what you were shaving.
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                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • #12
                        A tourniquet around the neck might work.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                          A tourniquet around the neck might work.
                          I can apply one, and it's not a joke. It won't work in Wezil's case, but it's a legitimate medical practice.
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                          • #14
                            I'll be the fish and bite. Why won't it work on Wezil?
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by onodera View Post
                              I can apply one, and it's not a joke. It won't work in Wezil's case, but it's a legitimate medical practice.
                              I think someone tied Zkrib's a bit too tight.
                              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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