View Poll Results: On average, how many squares of toilet paper do you use to wipe your anus?

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  • None, I wear a diaper

    3 21.43%
  • None, I'm a filthy Texan

    3 21.43%
  • None, I'm a filthy diaper-wearing Texan

    1 7.14%
  • 8

    12 85.71%
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    loinburger
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    On average, how many squares of toilet paper do you use to wipe your anus?

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    Yes, we should [let all of the Mexicans in]. I'm running low on silhouette targets. - Slowwhand
    As a pro-lifer, I support [abortion in the case of rape]. Why penalize a woman while also expanding deviant genes/behavior? - Slowwhand

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    No squares I use the New York Times - zing I think possibly

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    Where's the "1 for my anus, 16 for my butt and 3 for the toilet seat" option?
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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    That's about 8 on average I think

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    That's Option 3
    Yes, we should [let all of the Mexicans in]. I'm running low on silhouette targets. - Slowwhand
    As a pro-lifer, I support [abortion in the case of rape]. Why penalize a woman while also expanding deviant genes/behavior? - Slowwhand

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    I picked 1 and 2
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    You anarchist.

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    I wipe my bottom in the general direction of this thread.
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    I pay someone to do it for me.
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    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    Exploitative bastard.
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    More than Sheryl Crow.
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    Does anyone know if the CSI videogame "Hard Evidence" is as good as it sounds?

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    More than Sheryl Crow.
    Sheryl Crow would be okay with using infants as toilet paper if it "makes you happy." Seriously, that woman is the ultimate moral relativist. Sickening.

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    This depends on whether we're talking about quilted toilet paper, think toilet paper, or some other kind of toilet paper.
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    1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish.
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    Do you not think that counting squares of toilet paper is a little anal?
    What other oddities are you about to share? dickgirls. Counting toilet paper. I can hardly wait to find out.
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    I use 3 squares per wipe, so it's anything from 9 to 27, depending on the plasticity of my poo.

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    invalid poll

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    Just because you're a filthy diaper-wearing Alabaman.

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    Kuci prizes his bathrooms and thereby his toilets. This is not an issue he treats lightly. .
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    1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish.
    I really don't want to know what you've done to Heresson.

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