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    How many generations do you have to go back in time before you can have sex with your ancestors?

    Without it counting as incest, that is. Otherwise the answer would be "zero" (unless you don't have any genitalia or something.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by loinburger View Post
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    Without it counting as incest, that is. Otherwise the answer would be "zero" (unless you don't have any genitalia or something.)
    It'll always be incest if you have shared DNA involved.
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    Why go back in time? Just start diggin'

    *runs*
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    Quote Originally Posted by MRT144 View Post
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    It'll always be incest if you have shared DNA involved.
    Everybody has shared DNA. Hell, a human has a ton of DNA in common with yeast, but it would still be kind of creepy to have sex with yeast.
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    I'll fall for the Ph.D then.

    Never had oral sex with a thrush infested vagani, Loin?
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krill View Post
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    Never had oral sex with a thrush infested vagani, Loin?
    No, but I had oral sex with a woman who had a dildo made out of bread, does that qualify me for membership in the single-cellular club?
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    This is actually an interesting question. I'm going to say that you can go back in time and **** anybody who died before you were born. It's not incest unless you are contemporaries.

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    Why do you have to go back in time for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by loinburger View Post
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    Everybody has shared DNA. Hell, a human has a ton of DNA in common with yeast, but it would still be kind of creepy to have sex with yeast.
    You know what I mean, pedant.
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    I don't know what you mean. Is a relationship between fifteenth cousins incestuous?
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    Quote Originally Posted by loinburger View Post
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    I don't know what you mean. Is a relationship between fifteenth cousins incestuous?
    Which cousin do you have in mind?
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    Some random peasant in France - if I go back in time to the middle ages and **** a French peasant then there's a not insignificant chance that I'll be related to him/her/it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loinburger View Post
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    Some random peasant in France - if I go back in time to the middle ages and **** a French peasant then there's a not insignificant chance that I'll be related to him/her/it.
    If they aren't direct descendants or siblings of direct descendants, I say game on.
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    opened thrade expecting a poll...

    left disappointed
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    Going back 40 generations, I have 1,099,511,627,776 cotemporaneous ancestors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AAHZ View Post
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    opened thrade expecting a poll...

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    The lack of a poll icon didn't provide sufficient evidence that there was no poll?
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    This is more like a survey.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    I'd say 2nd cousins are no good but third cousins are fair game.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    I was asking about time travel, not family reunions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loinburger View Post
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    Without it counting as incest, that is. Otherwise the answer would be "zero" (unless you don't have any genitalia or something.)

    Dude, haven't you seen Back to the Future? I'd hit that guy's mom in a New York minute!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeBro View Post
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    Why go back in time? Just start diggin'

    It's creepy to have sex with food
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