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  • #16
    We are not talking about women here.

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    • #17
      Oh right, I had to remind myself who the thread starter was, carry on!

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      • #18
        Do they allow gay weddings?
        Promoting world peace one bum at a time.

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        • #19
          They're legal in Spain

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          • #20
            High School hookup...most definitely. I still have regrets about the chicks I should have bagged in high school but was too chicken **** to step up to.
            I see the world through bloodshot eyes
            Streets filled with blood from distant lies.

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            • #21
              But surely memory is better then the current reality. 20 years and 100 pounds later, I mean.
              Promoting world peace one bum at a time.

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              • #22
                You're assuming I don't have a fat fetish. Which is a surprising assumption considering the sick **** you like.
                I see the world through bloodshot eyes
                Streets filled with blood from distant lies.

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                • #23
                  Wedding hookup. All your high school sweethearts are fat and ugly when compared to the images of their nubile charms stored in your memory.
                  Graffiti in a public toilet
                  Do not require skill or wit
                  Among the **** we all are poets
                  Among the poets we are ****.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by onodera View Post
                    Wedding hookup. All your high school sweethearts are fat and ugly when compared to the images of their nubile charms stored in your memory.
                    WIN!
                    Promoting world peace one bum at a time.

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                    • #25
                      Not true. My high school gf that I recently bagged looks better now than she did then, even after having two kids.
                      Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
                      Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
                      Wadsworth: Well your work has not changed.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by metalhead View Post
                        Not true. My high school gf that I recently bagged looks better now than she did then, even after having two kids.
                        Not between the legs.
                        I see the world through bloodshot eyes
                        Streets filled with blood from distant lies.

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                        • #27
                          This story is supposed to give us the impression you scored and nothing else, right?

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                          • #28
                            Quiet, you!

                            @drake - all too true
                            Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
                            Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
                            Wadsworth: Well your work has not changed.

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