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Ned Braden's come into the booth.
I noticed a slight discussion with Reg Dunlop.
What are you doing? You been benched?
Yes, a real first in my career. I've been benched.
Why is that?
I won't fight.
Well, you could play if you fought.
Let's just say I'm chickenshit.
Ned, why would someone with your background still be playing hockey?
I hate my father.
And I was having problems at home.
I just said I was.
Primarily sexual problems. I'm very perverse.
I skate to get away from my wife!
This is Jim Carr...
We fight. She wants me to quit hockey.
As you may have noticed, she's the only good-looking piece of ass in Charlestown!
She also has a drinking problem, and I have no idea where she is.
Gimme that damn mike!
Why do you wear that rug?
It's just sensationally ugly.
You're going bald. Can't you face up to that?
Well, at least I'm not chickenshit like you!
What you're hearing is the truth!