View Poll Results: Is heterosexual oral sex as evil as homosexual oral sex?

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  • Hetero and homo oral sex are both evil, and they are equally evil

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  • Hetero and homo oral sex are both not evil

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  • Hetero and homo oral sex are both evil, and hetero is more evil

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  • Hetero and homo oral sex are both evil, and homo is more evil

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    Is heterosexual oral sex as evil as homosexual oral sex?

    I'm assuming for simplicity's sake that man-on-woman oral sex is morally equivalent to woman-on-man oral sex, and that man-on-man oral sex is morally equivalent to woman-on-woman oral sex. Also assume that there are only two sexual participants, that oral sex is the only kind of intercourse in which they are participating (i.e. the heterosexual oral sex is not being used as a prelude for more righteous forms of intercourse), and that all couples in question are unmarried and monogamous.

    Edit: Balls, I meant to have poll options for "hetero is evil and homo is not" and "homo is evil and hetero is not." If your beliefs fall under these categories then just select option 3 or 4 and chalk up the evilness to the couples' not being married.
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    Having done oral sex on both men and women I'd say neither are evil, just different experiences. I prefer going down on a woman even though I'm better at going down on a guy.
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    Oh come on, would a banana option have been that difficult in this poll?

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    I think we are ending the banana option... for good!
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    It had a good run. Got kind of stale. Or, it spoiled...
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    **** bananas!

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    Geeze Loin, you seem to be fixated with blowjobs recently.
    Are you trying to tell us something.
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    Yeah, that I'm gay as hell and have a tiny penis. Move over MrFun, there's a new King Gay in town.
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    Oral sex equals Doubleplusgood. I only go for the hetero stuff myself but see no reason why any homosexual stuff would be in any way EVIL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuciwalker View Post
    Oh come on, would a banana option have been that difficult in this poll?
    It is funny, I imported the banana option to the NYRA forum some years ago. Now when you google "poll "banana option"" the first result is a site referring to NYRA's use of the banana.

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    Its only gay if you look down and smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonestar View Post
    If you are a dude geeting a BJ from another dude, it's only gay if you look down.
    Spoken like a true sailor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzyKP View Post
    It is funny, I imported the banana option to the NYRA forum some years ago. Now when you google "poll "banana option"" the first result is a site referring to NYRA's use of the banana.

    Apolyton is the third link, with some unnamed random other civ site at #5.

    The tradition lives.
    The NYRA forums don't even show up on the first page for me for that query. Google is customizing your results.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    Spoken like a true sailor.
    They are called "Bro Jobs".
    With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
    I've never understood how God could expect his creatures to pick the one true religion by faith — it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe.

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    I'm shocked, but I've actually never heard that term before. That means it's credible.

    I knew it. Patty, suck it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    The NYRA forums don't even show up on the first page for me for that query. Google is customizing your results.
    Customizing results? They do that?

    For the record "banana option" was in quotes, poll wasn't. So it was:

    poll "banana option"
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    Yes, that's exactly what I typed.

    And yes, google customizes results. If you're signed in, it uses your search history to order pages you're more likely interested in closer to the top. If you're not signed in, it still customizes results based upon the location you are searching from.
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    ****, that's annoying.
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    invalid poll
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    I'm shocked, but I've actually never heard that term before. That means it's credible.

    I knew it. Patty, suck it.
    What makes you think he hasn't already?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chequita guevara View Post
    invalid poll
    Yeah, what if you're having oral sex with Caster Semenya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
    What makes you think he hasn't already?
    He's a sailor, of course he has.
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