I bought 3 lbs of bacon today at the supermarket

[KrazyHorse]

Should I eat it all tonight or save half for tomorrow?

[KrazyHorse]

Further information/background:

I woke up at 2pm today
I ate 1 hamburger so far today
I have had 6 drinks
I've read through 2 books on partial differential equations (one focusing on the heat equation) and 1/2 of a stochastic calculus book (Baxter and Rennie)
I need to do some editing of a paper so my advisor (who is paying me for the summer) does not suspect that I've spent most of the last month doing finance-related learning/work
I plan to stay up till ~6 am

[Space05us]

I couldn't eat that much bacon at once, I would save most of it for later. Though I'd have to assume if you can eat 3lbs of bacon at once that you are a much larger man than I am, in which case I don't know.

[KrazyHorse]

I weigh 158 lbs currently, and I am between 5'11 and 6'

My record for bacon eating stands at 2 lbs

[SlowwHand]

Like a hog at the trough.

[Space05us]

You are about the same size as I am. Are you one of those atkins diet people?

If you are going to stay up all night I would suggest snacking on the whole package throughout the night. Though I myself would go for a bowl of old fashioned oatmeal and blueberries with a glass of whole milk and sip on water all night. Nothing beats slow burning carbs and fat for keeping energy up, in my experience.

[KrazyHorse]

I am not an atkins diet type person. When I'm trying to lose weight I eat a specific number of calories per day (I try to get most of it in protein and almost none in fat). I'm not trying to cut weight currently, so I'm allowed to eat whatever I want.

[KrazyHorse]

Here is my plan for eating/drinking tonight:

1 liter coffee (cafe du monde, french press prepared)
3 lbs bacon
8 eggs (half scrambled, half soft-boiled)
4 slices bread (toasted)

[Space05us]

I would die if I ate like that.

Everybody is different though.

[SlowwHand]

Hog at the trough. That kind of makes him a cannibal.

[self biased]

go pick up another pound.

[KrazyHorse]

I would die if I ate like that.

Everybody is different though.

I have poor eating habits. I am saved by the fact that most of the time I like being hungry. Being full does not appeal to me, except on rare occasions.

[KrazyHorse]

go pick up another pound.

Safeway and Whole Foods are closed. Only convenience stores are open, and they overcharge for bacon (got charged 6$ for a pound of bacon the last time I had a late-night craving)

[self biased]

that's an amateur's excuse, sir.

[FrostyBoy]

Stop lying to us, admit it man, you're fat. You're so fat, tree's sit under YOU for shade.