Reply With QuoteWhy would you pay a robot to have sex with you? Shouldn't we be inventing robot sex slaves?
If in the future the japanese invent robot prostitutes that looks and feel and act like real humans (I dont mean artificial intellignce, just sex machines)
Sleeping with them, would it be masturbation or adultery for the Church? (or sodomy and lesbianism if you do a robot the same sex as you????
I need a foot massage
Why would you pay a robot to have sex with you? Shouldn't we be inventing robot sex slaves?
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That'd be renting the sex slave.
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I think they would belong to the state, they could be an important source of revenue
I need a foot massage
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Neither, it would be bestiality.
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Wasn't there a Futurama episode about this issue?Originally Posted by Barnabas
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robots aint alive
It'd just be icky. Like those people that have sex with latex dolls.
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One of my favourites. "I dated a robot."Wasn't there a Futurama episode about this issue?
I loved Bender's line, "you've got metal fever!"
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"Learning carries within itself certain dangers because out of necessity one has to learn from one's enemies." - Trotsky.
"I don't consider any of them authoritative" - Kidicious on Scripture.
Oh, and it would be a choice, at least for unmarried people as between fornication or masturbation.
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"Learning carries within itself certain dangers because out of necessity one has to learn from one's enemies." - Trotsky.
"I don't consider any of them authoritative" - Kidicious on Scripture.
I presume they would automatically self clean themselves with bleach?
Let's all just think about that one for just a minute.
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no stds
I'm betting the Pope will chalk these up as "Adultery"
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Robots are sluts.
.....unfortunately for the Church, the Japanese have not made an altar boy model....
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As long as the robots don't dream of electric sheep...
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Its masturbation in my mind- If there is only one living thing participating then its one person masturbating with sex toys
The toys may be advanced or lifelike but it still sounds like masturbation to me
I have no idea what the Church may think-- they should probably jsut stay out of it
Electric gonorrhea, the noisy killer.no stds
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I wanted to post the same
Banana
realistic robot
Just marry an English chick and be done with it.
agreed. But since the church doesn't condone masturbation, I have to assume they won't condone this.
But winston gets the award for best post in the thread.
I'd need to investigate this question further.
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If you think the RCC would categorize this as adultery, you're nuts. They're way too legalistic to be that sloppy. And just labeling it masturbation, while accurate, doesn't sound nearly thorough enough for them. Five hundred cardinals and theologians would convene, flip through the complete works of Augustine for precedent, argue for five weeks and conclude by issuing a papal bull, "Omnum Sanctum Opprobium Kinkius Roboticae," stating that robo-slave humping is a rank three venal sin in its own special category, requiring twenty hail marys and a hundred paternosters to absolve. Plus you have to break the robot down into parts, sell the parts that don't look dirty, melt down the parts that do look dirty and sell the rubber/metal, and donate all proceeds to the church as penance. Finally, if the robot looks like your own gender you probably have to hit yourself too, or something.
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even worse.
Hitting yourself in ChurchSpeak is called 'Self-Flagellation'.
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