
'Tool' is a polite description of Biscuits. Utter ****ing ****bubble were amongst the words I used. He was diving and cheating all over the place against my lot and I was delighted that he and his team lost the tie.


http://worldfantasyfootball.skysports.com/Index.aspx
Anyone fancy a little fantasy league? I imagine that my team will be very similar to many, but heck - I expect these players to at least be in their final squads (although was very tempted by Milner, but only as a Toon fan), and to go a long way in the tournament.
Team:
Buffon
A Cole
Lahm
Evra
Alves
Sneijder
Xavi
Kaka
Ronaldo
Torres
Tevez
Doubtless someone can do a lot better than this. I haven't set up a private league yet, but will do if there's enough interest. I just hope that this is available outside the UK.
In other news, Capello has told Andy Carroll not to play for Scotland, because he has an eye on him for the future.
Oh, and Mourinho is off again...

I'm in if you set it up.

Very well, the league is called, and you need the pin 27616 in order to join.Asher's Straight Mate![]()

Pending![]()


I just noticed they ****ed up the Serbian flag. It should be red on top then blue and then white. The one they have for Serbia is the Russian.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Serbia
Also I think we should probably get a separate thread for the fantasy league.

Well I'm not sure we'll get enough posts to make it worthwhile, but let's wait and see.

At this rate, I'm assured of third place yet I don't know if the smiley I should use isor
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Apologies to all non-UK 'polytubbies, but those from the UK should watch all of these World Cup goals on the Beeb.
It seems that an awful lot of the best goals were scored against Belgium, but Philippe Albert more than makes up for it.![]()

No Walcott...ah, how times change...
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
If you're not playing regularly you shouldn't get picked.
to Capello on that one.
I feel so sorry for Darren Bent though. 25 goals for Sunderland and doesn't get on the plane; I know he doesn't fit with Rooney and Defoe ahead of him but it's just genuinely tragic that someone can play that well and far above the rest of his team and not get picked.


I agree.
In fact, this is an ultimatum. You have 12 hours to create the thread, or else I bomb the airport, or I create the thread myself whichever requires less effort.

I think the world cup thread could go in the main forum, it's as much about jingoism and banter as it is about football?
Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds

How long until the 12 hours are up?
Or is it the thread about Asher trying to pull in French? That was pretty confusing...

If there is interest in the score predictor for the World Cup, I don't mind organising.
Or rather, if no one beats me to it, I will set one up in the main forum by the weekend and see if anyone participates.
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New Zealand will win the World Cup of sheep ****ing.

Escobar's lads are now a fixture in the league. Well, I say fixture but have just spotted that I can remove teams from the league in a snip, and with the fact that Torres is doubtful to be fit, and Tevez hasn't merited a starting place in any of the 'experts' suggested Argentina line-ups, then that may be the only way I could win.

Domenech's a ****.
Apologies to *****.

Nice job to the US.![]()

Nice job to Robert Green.![]()
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Good to see the "woe is us" English press is still kicking.
I thought England played worse against Switzerland in Euro 96 personally and they were unlucky to lose that tournament.

A typically feeble England performance, I thought. Mind you, watching Algeria v Slovenia at the moment, both USA and England should fancy their chances of getting through the group.

Though having said that I wouldn't be at all surprised if USA and England came 3rd and 4th.

Slovenia is the new Greece. Poor Algeria never stood a chance.

Stevie G said the whole team was behind Robert Green following his mistake, but if that were true you'd have thought one of them would have cleared the ball off the line.
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