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  • Can we defeat Russia?

    Let's face it: if we were to grade countries on competency and qualify of life, Russia would get an F.

    I suggest invading Russia and dividing the land up amongst Canada, Australia, and Texas.

    Discuss.
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    How would you determine what parts of russia went where?

    JM
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    • #3
      I say we just give northern part of Russia to penguins, caribou, and polar bears. The southern part of Russia can go to the Mongolians.
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      • #4
        Re: Can we defeat Russia?

        Originally posted by Asher
        Let's face it: if we were to grade countries on competency and qualify of life, Russia would get an F.

        I suggest invading Russia and dividing the land up amongst Canada, Australia, and Texas.

        Discuss.
        Right, then you will get two new nuclear powers right in your backyard.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jon Miller
          How would you determine what parts of russia went where?

          JM
          Canada would get the parts with oil, because we know how to deal with oil.

          Australia would get Siberia, because they are both basically massive prisons.

          Texas would get the gay porn-production facilities (which is a huge amount of Russian territory), because they know how to make good gay porn.

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          • #6
            Re: Re: Can we defeat Russia?

            Originally posted by onodera

            Right, then you will get two new nuclear powers right in your backyard.
            Canada is looking at increasing how much of our power is generated from nuclear reactors.
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            • #7
              Re: Can we defeat Russia?

              Originally posted by Asher
              Let's face it: if we were to grade countries on competency and qualify of life, Russia would get an F.
              How would you grade Zimbabwe? Or Sudan?

              Russia has become a much better place to visit since Putin took over the leadership of the country.

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              • #8
                Nappy & Hitler had such good luck with this plan.

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                • #9
                  Re: Re: Can we defeat Russia?

                  Originally posted by VJ

                  How would you grade Zimbabwe? Or Sudan?

                  Russia has become a much better place to visit since Putin took over the leadership of the country.
                  All F. ALL!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler
                    Nappy & Hitler had such good luck with this plan.
                    It's different now. The gays have conquered Russia, it is weaker now.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Re: Re: Can we defeat Russia?

                      Originally posted by Asher


                      Canada is looking at increasing how much of our power is generated from nuclear reactors.
                      Oh, damn, in a moment of cerebral meteorism I forgot you were from Canada.
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                      • #12
                        I still don't understand what sense your post would have made (whether you believed he was from Texas or Australia)
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                        • #13
                          Re: Can we defeat Russia?

                          Originally posted by Asher
                          Let's face it: if we were to grade countries on competency and qualify of life, Russia would get an F.

                          I suggest invading Russia and dividing the land up amongst Canada, Australia, and Texas.

                          Discuss.
                          Yes. Step one is getting Sarah Palin put in charge, since she's so knowledgable on the ways of the Russian, it being in her backyard and all.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Can we defeat Russia?

                            Originally posted by Asher
                            I suggest invading Russia and dividing the land up amongst Canada, Australia, and Texas.

                            Discuss.
                            Of course, I disagree.

                            Why should only Canada, Australia, and Texas get all the land? They have all enough of it. Give it to San Marino
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MrFun
                              I say we just give northern part of Russia to penguins, caribou, and polar bears. The southern part of Russia can go to the Mongolians.
                              Penguins are in Antarctica, you nimrod.

                              Otherwise, this thread is a font of intelligence.
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