Reply With Quote42 is too old. She needs to auction off her older daughter with the house.
$500,000 in shipping?Woman Auctions Off Home, Love On eBay
Shipping Charges Quoted At $500,000
PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. -- A struggling single mother and real estate agent is trying to sell her Florida home and find a husband at the same time.
She's auctioning off both her home and her love in a package deal on eBay and Craigslist.
A single mother of two girls ages 14 and 21, Deven Traboscia, 42, has been divorced for eight years.
She had hoped to be remarried by now, so she is turning to the Internet for help.
The real estate agent, tired of struggling on her own, came up with the package deal to auction off her Palm Beach Gardens home and herself.
"If I have to place an ad to find my Prince Charming, I will," she said. "I'm doing it for the real reasons, the right reasons: (honesty), sincerity and respect. And I hope whoever reads it will read me that way."
In the ad, Traboscia writes: "If you want to live the never-ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairy tale, then this is the vibrant, outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European-loving lady off her feet, send in your application right now."
Traboscia wants to share her life with someone special. So in her ad she shows off what she has to offer: her home.
The ad description said that her four-bedroom, 2,000-square-foot home will be included in the deal and has "neutral colors, Berber carpet and upgraded tile."
Traboscia said she has traveled the world, but Europe, and its men, are her favorite.
"The men there are very captivating; they're very vibrant," she said.
Traboscia said she has already been contacted by one man in Italy, who is arranging a trip to South Florida to visit her.
Her eBay auction asked for a starting bid of 99 cents and quoted a shipping cost of $500,000.
If she's shipping the house to you, $500,000 is probably too low.
If she's shipping herself, $500,000 is way to high!
42 is too old. She needs to auction off her older daughter with the house.
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We must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced these murderers. - Martin Luther King Jr. Eulogy for the Martyred Children (1963)
Asshat.Originally posted by Space05us
42 is too old. She needs to auction off her older daughter with the house.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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pic?
Whore. Not worth it. Not even close.
"tired of struggling on her own?" Bullshit.
We must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced these murderers. - Martin Luther King Jr. Eulogy for the Martyred Children (1963)
**** you. How about you and I chip in together, you take the mom I'll take the older daughter.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Asshat.
Ok. I don't know why the **** you before the offer of an idea, but sure. Do you have 499,000 dollars?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Sure, I have a house, I'll mortgage it.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Ok. I don't know why the **** you before the offer of an idea, but sure. Do you have 499,000 dollars?
The '**** you' you will have to get used to pops! I'm the angry son!
Pops, huh? A son with a baaaaaad attitude.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
****, I'm mortgaging my house so you can get laid. I would call that the best son ever!Originally posted by SlowwHand
Pops, huh? A son with a baaaaaad attitude.
Besides, I'm really a nice person in real life, a bit of a wise ass, but still a very nice person.
Buy a wife? Only an idiot would. Every married man would pay someone to take his wife off of his hands.
Only feebs vote.
In the words of that great British philosopher, Benny Hill:Originally posted by Agathon
Buy a wife? Only an idiot would. Every married man would pay someone to take his wife off of his hands.
Every man wants to be something he's not.
Handsome men wish they were rich.
Rich men wish they were handsome.
Single men wish they were married.
Married men wish they were dead.
Originally posted by Zkribbler
Anyone want to buy a wife?
Er, I thought this was Lancer's domain.
Nope. The women of the Philippines are beyond price.
A lot less than 500K tho.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
Need more pics of the house.
I thought it was his birthday.Originally posted by Winston
Originally posted by Zkribbler
Anyone want to buy a wife?
Er, I thought this was Lancer's domain.
"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion
She's out of this world, you can get a hot East European chick for much less.
"The boastful seeks the company of parasites." (Spinoza)
lol, me tooOriginally posted by Koyaanisqatsi
I thought it was his birthday.
HB Lancer, anyway!
Only if the daughters come as a bonus.
Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.
She seems to have a nicer house than most hot East European chicks.Originally posted by Oncle Boris
She's out of this world, you can get a hot East European chick for much less.
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