Reply With QuoteDid the Cessna crash in Korea?
... and your little cessna crashed. The only survivor is you, well plus your dog. Your wife and kid are dead.
You are hungry. Your leg is hurt. There's a piece of your man leg meat hanging from a tree. You could eat it, but it would hurt to go there and you'd be cannibalizing yourself. Do you shoot the dog, or eat which of the people first?
Whatever you decide, at some point the dog goes to nibble your man meat that is hanging from the tree, if the dog is still alive that is. What do you do? Let the furry bastard eat your meat, or do you kill it? The twist is, to kill it, you have to do it with your mouth. Yes. Mouth fight.
Then you have this urge. NO! Not that! Your hands are perfectly fine and I'd assume you have other things on your mind. But this urge, yes... to write a diary. Do you confess that you ate your family, or do you make up stuff in case someone finds it? You can't eat the diary.
Also, *Flump* your nasty thumb just came off. Do you eat it? Or do you just suck and lick it like a meaty lollipop?
After you're rescued, do you tell everyone you sucked your thumb like Dr Lecter, or do you just... "no I was like just watching the sun and doing calculations to keep my sanity". No, you ate your own thumb and it doesn't even have much meat. Then agian, why throw it away? It's perfectly good for you to eat or use as a tool.
In da butt.
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Did the Cessna crash in Korea?
I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
I take it you'd eat a bit of them all first, just to figure out what the taste is and how to cook it.
In da butt.
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I must have missed the episode where Les Stroud covered this one, so I don't know.
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Well guess what, you hesitated and now you are dead. Oh, and what is your dog doing? You guessed it right, he thinks you're a she!
Maybe you should have killed the dog first, huh?
In da butt.
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Read "Survivor Type", big P?
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I don't read trash like that.
I survive.
In da butt.
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I'm dead, what do I care?Originally posted by Pekka
Well guess what, you hesitated and now you are dead. Oh, and what is your dog doing? You guessed it right, he thinks you're a she!
Maybe you should have killed the dog first, huh?
"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion
Looks like you don't care so if that's your choice, I'm not here to judge you. I guess you like to die and have dogs molesting you. But what ever.
In da butt.
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kick the dog to death and eat it. Then use dog's the ribcage for a nice necklace.
Eat my leg, let teh dog eat teh wife/kids, chill out till teh world's rescue efforts come get me.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
Riesstiu, NO! You can't kick your dog death, you have to mouth fight the dog to death.
LS,
In da butt.
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WTFp
Not allowed to kick the bastard to death but :Originally posted by Pekka
Riesstiu, NO! You can't kick your dog death, you have to mouth fight the dog to death.
is an option ?Do you shoot the dog,
I don't have a wife... or kid... or dog... or cessna.
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I'm flying in a lousy little cessna!? I wanna be flying in a Lear jet!
You have a point there - on a lear there are a greater chance of some yummy stewardesses that you can "eat"Originally posted by Zkribbler
I'm flying in a lousy little cessna!? I wanna be flying in a Lear jet!
Dog food.
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Eat the kid. Less chance of catching parasites than eating the dog, and lower levels of toxins than the wife.
A good Buddhist would just die.
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too easyOriginally posted by Pekka
goes to nibble your man meat
A good buddhist would medidate until he's rescued.Originally posted by Oerdin
A good Buddhist would just die.
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THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
You won't be hungry enough at first to eat your family. By the time you are their meat will be rotting. I don't know if you would end up eating the dog or not. I wouldn't. It seems silly since you will probably die anyway.
We must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced these murderers. - Martin Luther King Jr. Eulogy for the Martyred Children (1963)
I already ate my wife
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I hope you at least had the foresight to let her have some kids first.Originally posted by Perfection
I already ate my wife
I ate them too
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What about this guy? How could his WIFE be DEAD and a DOG who was ALIVE?
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I'm confused. No mention of a pilot, so I assume I was flying the Cesna.
In that case, my wife is dead, my kid is dead, it looks like I'm going to have to kill my dog, and it's all because I crashed my plane.
Why would I want to survive? Shoot myself, let Fido enjoy my remains and hope he makes it out of there.
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