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  • How many nipples do donkeys have?

    I was wondering about this earlier. I'm sure I could just look it up on the googles, but I thought it would be more interesting to ask. I mean surely someone knows, or we can just do a poll and decide by democratic vote.
    18
    2
    16.67%
    3
    4
    5.56%
    1
    6
    22.22%
    4
    8
    5.56%
    1
    More!
    22.22%
    4
    Bananas!
    27.78%
    5

    The poll is expired.


  • #2
    Oh donkeys, i read monkeys
    Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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    • #3
      Not as many tits as an elephant
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #4
        10.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          What an ass-inine question.


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          • #6
            6, because 4 is too few, 8 is too many.
            "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
              6, because 4 is too few, 8 is too many.
              Omg four is too few nipples?!

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              • #8
                Voted lucky number 7.

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                • #9
                  Horses have 2 nipples. I guess donkeys have 2 as well.
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                  • #10
                    I think the more important question is "What is the nipples-per-square-inch (NSI) for a donkey?"
                    "Every time I have to make a tough decision, I ask myself, 'What would Tom Cruise do?' Then I jump up and down on the couch." - Neil Strauss

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Xorbon
                      I think the more important question is "What is the nipples-per-square-inch (NSI) for a donkey?"
                      But the surface area of a donkey varies, so it would be an average or expected nippes-per-square-inch, either ANSI or ENSI.

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                      • #12
                        Probably 2, because I thought that was the exected litter size for a donkey...
                        You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                        • #13
                          The democratic council of Apolyton has decided, Donkey's officially have 5 nipples!


                          Also while looking up the REAL number of teats a donkey has (we can presume 2, the same as mares), I ended up randomly pursuing the topic of milking cats (as one does), this blog post was pretty damn funny .

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                          • #14
                            I think it's 8, but no one else does.
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                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Blake


                              Omg four is too few nipples?!
                              Triplets.

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