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    How many nipples do donkeys have?

    I was wondering about this earlier. I'm sure I could just look it up on the googles, but I thought it would be more interesting to ask. I mean surely someone knows, or we can just do a poll and decide by democratic vote.

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    Oh donkeys, i read monkeys
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    What an ass-inine question.


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    6, because 4 is too few, 8 is too many.
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    Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
    6, because 4 is too few, 8 is too many.
    Omg four is too few nipples?!

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    Voted lucky number 7.

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    Horses have 2 nipples. I guess donkeys have 2 as well.
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    I think the more important question is "What is the nipples-per-square-inch (NSI) for a donkey?"
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    Originally posted by Xorbon
    I think the more important question is "What is the nipples-per-square-inch (NSI) for a donkey?"
    But the surface area of a donkey varies, so it would be an average or expected nippes-per-square-inch, either ANSI or ENSI.

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    Probably 2, because I thought that was the exected litter size for a donkey...
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    The democratic council of Apolyton has decided, Donkey's officially have 5 nipples!


    Also while looking up the REAL number of teats a donkey has (we can presume 2, the same as mares), I ended up randomly pursuing the topic of milking cats (as one does), this blog post was pretty damn funny .

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    I think it's 8, but no one else does.
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    Originally posted by Blake


    Omg four is too few nipples?!
    Triplets.

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    I like just having 2 myself, but then it's not that important too me.
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    Originally posted by Timexwatch
    The proper answer is: "Never enough"
    ... do I want to know what you do with donkeys?

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    How many licks does it take to get to the milky center of a donkey's nipple?

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    Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
    How many licks does it take to get to the milky center of a donkey's nipple?
    You'll never get it like that.
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    Originally posted by Blake
    The democratic council of Apolyton has decided, Donkey's officially have 5 nipples!
    That's why democracy is useless without a good education system! The more you're taught in school, the better.

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    Donkeys clearly have 3i nipples...
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