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  • Humanity owns the Earth and there isn't much even the dinos could do about it.

    If all the dinos that were alive at their highest point when they ruled the earth were to amazingly appear where they were, we would kick arse on them. In the beginning when they first appeared they would have the upper hand and eat many, but humanity would strike back with superior firepower. Every surviving Tom, Dick and Harry would go get his home defense weapon, hunting rifle or taser and go to WOWA on the invadeing reptiles. It would be a redneck rampage writ large upon their cunning plan.

    The situation when our ancestors were rodents living in fear of being eaten is over. Had they come out of their burrows to try to take the planet from the likes of T Rex our ancient family would have been wiped out in short order.

    Things have changed.

    We could take em!

    Humanity 12
    Dinos 8
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    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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    Drunk thread or Pekka thread?

    Either way,
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    • #3
      But...but...but, what if they launch dinosaur poop at us?

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      • #4
        Yuck! That would be just the sort of thing the dino aggressors might try.

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        • #5
          Brontosaurus brisket on Rye
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          • #6
            Staegosaurus steaks on a stick!

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            • #7
              Humanity pwns teh Earth and there isn't much even teh dinos could do about it.


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              • #8
                Dinosaurs would kick ass. First, they have no idea what they're looking at, so they don't care. Some 20 year old boy in the infantry is going to be crapping blue bricks. Air Force would be the best chance, but that is limited by the pterodactyl squadrons. Eventually the bases would be overtaken.

                No, I think we should be very thankful we don't have the infestation.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Ha! The yankees might have to retake Texas after we slice and dice and feed em up up north, but we'll get there!
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                  • #10
                    As I recall from the Fantastic Worlds "After the Apocalypse" scenario, those plesiosaur subs and pterodactyl bombers are pretty damn tough. The plesiosaurs in particular ate destroyers for breakfast.
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                    • #11
                      Never played that one. Loaded it once and saw the dinos hanging out in the jungle though.
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                      • #12
                        The first part of the scenario, at least if you were playing as a human faction, was "dum de dum, repairing my irrigation, cleanin' up some fallout... oh ****, pterodactyl bomber squadron out of nowhere." Those things were terrors. And your pitiful little boats needed to huddle in the harbor like frightened children, lest they be gobbled up by prowling plesiosaurs. Them dinos is tough.
                        Lime roots and treachery!
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                        • #13
                          I'd pwn you Lancer.
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                          • #14
                            This should have been a poll.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Dinos can eat lead.

                              Yippy-kai-yay, muther****ers!!
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