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    This is officially a crap thread.

    YULEE, Fla. - Stumped about what to give that special someone this Christmas? How about some rhino poop.

    The International Rhino Foundation is auctioning on EBay four pieces of dung from the endangered species and will use the proceeds to fund conservation efforts.

    The pieces come from four of the five types of rhino: white, black, Indian and Sumatran. The Javan rhino is so rare, a sample could not be collected.

    Each piece is dried, mounted in a clear trophy case and marked with the type of rhino that produced it.

    The auction ends Sunday. As of Thursday afternoon bidding had been light, with the top bid for Sumatran rhino poop standing at $500. Black rhino poop was standing at $255, Indian was at $250 and white was at $122.50.

    The foundation, which is based at the White Oak Conservation Center, says only about 17,500 rhinos remain in the wild with another 1,200 living in captivity
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    Crap thread?

    2girls1cup!!



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    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #3
      Don't start that again.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        Spec.
        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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          www2girls1cupdotcom

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          • #6
            I don't need to buy no poop.
            I deal all days with attorneys, so I already get more than enough. Thank you, very much.

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            • #7
              Re: Poop for sale

              The auction ends Sunday. As of Thursday afternoon bidding had been light crappy, with the top bid for Sumatran rhino poop standing at $500. Black rhino poop was standing at $255, Indian was at $250 and white was at $122.50.
              Fixed.

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                • #9
                  It appears to be a slow news day
                  You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                  • #10
                    Aren't there laws against dumping?
                    Long time member @ Apolyton
                    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                    • #11
                      I would buy some for my garden but seems a bit expensive.

                      But I hope this doesn't start a trend. Will celebrity poo start appearing on EBay? What about porn star poo? I hope the Japs don't hear about this - it might turn them on.
                      Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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                      • #12
                        Pitbull poo. It would have little pieces of clothing in it.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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